1 00:00:03,214 --> 00:00:04,448 [chime] 2 00:00:08,252 --> 00:00:09,886 [electronic whirring] 3 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:13,390 [power up whine] 4 00:00:16,326 --> 00:00:19,396 [suspenseful music plays] 5 00:00:19,496 --> 00:00:22,766 [rhythmic bass thrumming] 6 00:00:36,046 --> 00:00:39,550 [exciting music plays] 7 00:01:15,486 --> 00:01:18,755 [bass thrumming continues] 8 00:01:18,822 --> 00:01:22,125 [clattering, thudding] 9 00:01:26,197 --> 00:01:28,265 -[alarm blaring] -Attention, personnel. 10 00:01:28,465 --> 00:01:31,701 -Breach in restricted area. -[guards] Breach, breach! 11 00:01:37,341 --> 00:01:39,710 -[guards yelling] -Down there. 12 00:01:46,383 --> 00:01:48,885 -[yelling] -Cutting him off. 13 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:54,157 [woman] What-- hey! 14 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,344 [guard] Gimme the device. Now! 15 00:02:25,456 --> 00:02:27,891 [narrator] It all just kind of happened. 16 00:02:34,064 --> 00:02:35,932 A boy needed a job. 17 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:40,237 And a hero needed a sidekick. 18 00:02:45,175 --> 00:02:47,911 So that boy became a kid, 19 00:02:49,546 --> 00:02:53,116 and that kid became Danger. 20 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:58,121 But this is not that kid. 21 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:04,595 -[guards yelling] -Also not that boy. 22 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:12,903 And this is a device that can alter reality, 23 00:03:13,003 --> 00:03:14,905 even bring back the dead, 24 00:03:15,038 --> 00:03:17,708 like this guy, Henry Hart. 25 00:03:17,808 --> 00:03:19,976 I mean, what would you do if you needed help 26 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:23,179 and the only one who could help you was gone? 27 00:03:24,014 --> 00:03:25,416 [electric crackle] 28 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:29,586 [intense dramatic music plays] 29 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,901 Okay, back to our boy Henry. 30 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:46,803 He became Kid Danger, 31 00:03:46,903 --> 00:03:49,271 sidekick to Swellview's indestructible hero 32 00:03:49,372 --> 00:03:50,741 Captain Man, 33 00:03:50,807 --> 00:03:53,310 whose real name was Ray Manchester. 34 00:03:54,545 --> 00:03:57,213 Now, if all of this seems highly irresponsible, 35 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,449 well, that's because it was. 36 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,918 But Henry loved that job. 37 00:04:02,018 --> 00:04:05,288 Being Kid Danger was everything to him. 38 00:04:05,456 --> 00:04:08,258 Henry and Ray kept their real identities a secret 39 00:04:08,359 --> 00:04:11,094 and kept Swellview safe. 40 00:04:11,628 --> 00:04:13,797 But they had help along the way. 41 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:16,500 They met a bizarre genius named Schwoz. 42 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:19,102 Henry's best friends, Jasper and Charlotte, 43 00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:20,737 came along for the ride. 44 00:04:20,804 --> 00:04:22,706 Even Henry's little sister Piper 45 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:24,074 got in on the act. 46 00:04:25,609 --> 00:04:28,211 But Jasper, he wanted more. 47 00:04:30,781 --> 00:04:33,316 He found an audiobook that taught him how to fight 48 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:34,851 while he sleeps. 49 00:04:34,951 --> 00:04:38,121 -[recording speaking Spanish] -And also speak Spanish. 50 00:04:38,221 --> 00:04:40,357 Henry wanted more too. 51 00:04:40,457 --> 00:04:41,858 He wanted out of Swellview. 52 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:45,327 Luckily, a radioactive cannon blew up in his face. 53 00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:48,031 Yes, luckily, because when he was ready 54 00:04:48,131 --> 00:04:51,000 to sacrifice himself by driving a blimp with a bomb 55 00:04:51,134 --> 00:04:52,869 -into the side of a mountain... -[crowd screams] 56 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:55,606 ...he found he could generate a protective forcefield 57 00:04:55,706 --> 00:04:57,874 whenever he wanted. 58 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:01,845 [power humming] 59 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:04,014 He saved all of Swellview. 60 00:05:04,114 --> 00:05:06,483 -[caw] -And that bird. 61 00:05:08,985 --> 00:05:11,354 [crowd screaming, exclaiming] 62 00:05:13,256 --> 00:05:15,959 Yeah, everyone thought Kid Danger died 63 00:05:16,059 --> 00:05:17,327 and Henry let them, 64 00:05:17,394 --> 00:05:19,663 because he was ready to be his own superhero, 65 00:05:19,763 --> 00:05:22,298 instead of someone else's sidekick. 66 00:05:22,399 --> 00:05:24,267 [dramatic chord] 67 00:05:26,302 --> 00:05:27,904 -[bell tolls] -[seabirds calling] 68 00:05:29,105 --> 00:05:31,207 Now, Henry and Jasper live here, 69 00:05:31,341 --> 00:05:33,544 fighting crime as a team. 70 00:05:36,647 --> 00:05:37,681 They're older, 71 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:40,216 they're better at using their powers, 72 00:05:41,117 --> 00:05:42,553 and they're famous. 73 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,223 Maybe a little too famous. 74 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:52,663 Kid Danger may have died, but Henry Hart didn't. 75 00:05:52,763 --> 00:05:56,032 Henry's not dead. He'll be here soon. 76 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:58,401 -Trust me. -Uh-huh. 77 00:06:00,103 --> 00:06:01,705 Detective Jones. 78 00:06:01,805 --> 00:06:04,708 Would I lie to one of Dystopia's finest? 79 00:06:04,808 --> 00:06:06,209 Absolutely. 80 00:06:06,276 --> 00:06:07,911 Fair point. 81 00:06:08,044 --> 00:06:09,412 Mm-hmm. 82 00:06:09,513 --> 00:06:11,648 So where is he? 83 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:14,618 He's... busy with something. 84 00:06:38,074 --> 00:06:40,976 Look, I know Henry has his personal forcefield and all, 85 00:06:41,077 --> 00:06:43,614 but I am literally the best person in the world 86 00:06:43,714 --> 00:06:45,882 at sleep fighting while speaking Spanish. 87 00:06:46,016 --> 00:06:48,752 Which, by the way, means that if our friend shows up 88 00:06:48,851 --> 00:06:50,987 and Henry is not here, 89 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:52,388 I'll take care of it. 90 00:06:52,489 --> 00:06:54,424 [woman] "Our friend"? 91 00:06:54,558 --> 00:06:57,894 Since when does Jasper Dunlop have friends? 92 00:06:57,994 --> 00:06:59,830 Piper? What are you doing in Dystopia? 93 00:06:59,996 --> 00:07:01,498 Schwoz? What--no--I-- 94 00:07:01,632 --> 00:07:03,333 -[laughing] Jasper! -Schwoz? 95 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:06,002 [Piper] What do you have on, some kind of duster situation? 96 00:07:06,136 --> 00:07:08,772 -It's not a duster. A coat. -You look like a space cowboy. 97 00:07:08,905 --> 00:07:10,306 I'm not a cowboy. I'm a superhero. 98 00:07:10,406 --> 00:07:12,609 -Nice to see you. -It's good to see you. 99 00:07:12,676 --> 00:07:14,745 Welcome to Dystopia, but please leave. 100 00:07:14,811 --> 00:07:17,480 B-b-but we came all the way from Swellview. 101 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:19,115 Yeah. I'm on spring break. 102 00:07:19,249 --> 00:07:21,652 Decided to surprise my brother and his best friend. 103 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:24,588 And then I remembered that Charlotte's actually at Harvard, 104 00:07:24,655 --> 00:07:27,090 so, like Henry, we're stuck with you. 105 00:07:27,157 --> 00:07:28,324 All right. 106 00:07:28,424 --> 00:07:31,127 [laughs] Oh, my God! I'm kidding. 107 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:34,097 -What's your deal? -Yeah. You were Mr. Cool 108 00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:35,866 with the cute cop over there. 109 00:07:35,999 --> 00:07:37,834 That's 'cause I was flirting with her. 110 00:07:37,968 --> 00:07:41,104 Oh... that was not flirting. 111 00:07:41,171 --> 00:07:43,106 -Lemme help you out. -What? 112 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:45,175 -Hey, yo, Detective Good Hair. -Okay. All right. 113 00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:47,310 -My guy is into you. -[Jason] That's enough. 114 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:48,411 What do you say? 115 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,180 -Thumbs up or thumbs down? -Or down? 116 00:07:50,313 --> 00:07:51,715 [Jasper] I'm sorry. Lost tourists. 117 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,850 You are little bit out of his league. 118 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:56,052 -No, I'm in a league--of sorts. -A little. 119 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:57,353 All right, guys, guys, guys. 120 00:07:57,487 --> 00:07:59,522 Now is just not a good time, okay? 121 00:07:59,656 --> 00:08:01,491 What, are you and Henry on a mission? 122 00:08:01,558 --> 00:08:03,960 Yeah. I heard you are the hottest crime fighters 123 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:06,697 -in Dystopia right now. -I heard Henry's your boss. 124 00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:08,665 He's not my boss. We're partners. 125 00:08:08,732 --> 00:08:10,601 In fact, he's signing an endorsement deal 126 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:13,369 -for us right now. -Then why aren't you there? 127 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:15,371 -Yeah. Why aren't you there? -Trust me, guys. 128 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:17,207 They didn't only want to see Henry. 129 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:22,478 [crowd chanting, cheering] Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry! 130 00:08:22,613 --> 00:08:25,882 -So I'm kinda busy right now. -Come on! 131 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:28,418 Don't work, don't work. Not tonight! 132 00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:31,287 Yeah, let's go get Henry and go see a show. 133 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:32,989 Yes. That is a great idea. 134 00:08:33,089 --> 00:08:36,092 Okay, I realize you two are kind of in Tourist Mode right now. 135 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:38,528 -What do you mean? -What's that supposed to mean? 136 00:08:38,629 --> 00:08:40,363 I have no idea what you're talking about. 137 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:42,933 But a truck full of plutonium-239's about to roll 138 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,400 down that street in five minutes 139 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:46,770 and something's going to attack it. 140 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,972 -You mean someone. -I mean something. 141 00:08:49,072 --> 00:08:50,473 People here call it Blackout. 142 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,777 So this Blackout has beef with you and Henry? 143 00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:56,412 -It's got beef with plutonium. -What? 144 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,314 Dystopia runs on nuclear power, 145 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:00,550 so it buys fuel rods from other countries, 146 00:09:00,651 --> 00:09:02,986 and that delivery truck's gonna go right past us. 147 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:06,522 Blackout's plan? Destroy the plutonium fuel rods. 148 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:10,093 Why does it want to destroy the fuel rods? 149 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,128 No fuel, no power. 150 00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:14,865 No power, no lights. Only... 151 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,332 Blackout! 152 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,434 Henry, how's it feel to be the new spokesman 153 00:09:18,568 --> 00:09:20,236 -for BizWatch? -Henry, what's it like being 154 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:22,939 the hottest crime fighter in Dystopia? 155 00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:25,776 -[commotion] -[man] Where'd the lights go? 156 00:09:25,909 --> 00:09:29,279 -[woman] I'm scared of the dark. -[man] Hold me, Henry! 157 00:09:34,685 --> 00:09:38,121 -The power's out. -Schwoz can fix it. 158 00:09:38,221 --> 00:09:40,356 It's not a power problem. 159 00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:49,265 Yeah. 160 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,935 You promised not to work on vacation. 161 00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:55,438 Mm. Fish got to swim. Schwoz, he got to tinker. 162 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:56,639 [laughs] 163 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,044 Night-night. 164 00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:05,181 [snoring] 165 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:07,283 [police siren whoops] 166 00:10:07,383 --> 00:10:11,387 [intense music plays] 167 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:30,373 There is the city's fuel rods that Blackout wants to steal. 168 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:35,211 [speaking Spanish] 169 00:10:35,378 --> 00:10:38,782 Hey, don't you want to call Henry first? 170 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,286 What the-- 171 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:46,356 Oof-- 172 00:10:48,591 --> 00:10:50,293 -[moaning] -Come on. 173 00:10:53,463 --> 00:10:56,499 [filtered voice] What's wrong? Afraid of the dark? 174 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,508 Where's your boss? 175 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:38,141 -Is that-- -[singsong] I think it is. 176 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,816 [crowd cheering] 177 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:55,926 Buckle up for a beatdown, you claw-handed freak. 178 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,462 So good to see you... 179 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:01,664 for the last time! 180 00:12:05,635 --> 00:12:07,470 [both grunting] 181 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,688 [cheers and applause] 182 00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:31,327 I appreciate it, I appreciate it. 183 00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:33,763 -Hello, hello, hello. Thank you. -[Schwoz] Henry! 184 00:12:33,997 --> 00:12:36,499 -Hey! -Aw! 185 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,234 Good to see you. Good to see you. 186 00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:40,136 -Good to see you. -I can't believe it. 187 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,172 -Listen, I had a thing. -Took your sweet time. 188 00:12:42,272 --> 00:12:45,308 -It went long. I'm here now. -Oh, so it's not your fault. 189 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,143 I see you're yelling at your sister. 190 00:12:47,277 --> 00:12:48,912 Now... if you'll excuse me. 191 00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:51,781 It's time for me to take care of "bizness." 192 00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:52,983 [leopard meows] 193 00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:54,918 -W-what are you doing? -Okay, that's weird. 194 00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:58,354 -Part of the deal I just signed. -Is there a camera somewhere? 195 00:12:58,454 --> 00:13:01,124 -It felt cool to me, okay? -Are we in a commercial now? 196 00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:03,659 -Hard pass. -"Felt cool." Did not look cool. 197 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:06,596 [crowd yelling, whooping] 198 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,165 How you doing? 199 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,602 Dude, watch your language. There's kids around. 200 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,705 [whoosh] 201 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,442 Well, I guess it's bizness time. 202 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:22,045 [meow meow] 203 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,916 Part of our deal with BizWatch is I gotta say bizness 204 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,184 every 45 seconds while fighting crime. 205 00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:31,454 I think they're listening to everything I say. 206 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,960 I think we gotta say it in English, 207 00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:39,129 but we'll figure that out later. 208 00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:41,297 Thank you, thank you. 209 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:43,233 Thank you. 210 00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:47,803 -Hey. -Hey. 211 00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:50,806 [suspenseful music plays] 212 00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:59,015 Oh, you're going to pay for this window... 213 00:13:59,115 --> 00:14:00,716 with your life! 214 00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:08,191 [growling] 215 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:15,365 Your fame has made you weak. [chuckles] 216 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:17,433 Try that again. 217 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,169 [Blackout snarls] 218 00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:29,512 [groaning] Ah-ah! 219 00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:34,517 Oh-- 220 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,258 -Think I just killed that thing. -Pretty sure 221 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,759 you just launched it somewhere. 222 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,796 Launched him to a bizness meeting... with death. 223 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,432 It is really hard to fit bizness in every single sentence. 224 00:14:49,565 --> 00:14:52,535 How'd the signing go? Did you get a BizWatch for me? 225 00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:55,605 Uh... no, no, I did not, but, uh, 226 00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:57,573 Yeah, I had to come here. I'll get you one. 227 00:14:57,673 --> 00:15:00,410 All right. Oh, wait. How's our ad look? 228 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:02,612 -We look really cool? -Uh, our ad. 229 00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:04,747 Uh... 230 00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:07,450 Yeah, yeah, looked good. 231 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,185 Really? 232 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,289 Uh... yes. 233 00:15:13,389 --> 00:15:14,524 Yeah. 234 00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:19,829 That's the ad? 235 00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:22,898 [Piper] Bro, you are blurred out. 236 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:25,235 Jasper is just a ghosty in the background. 237 00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:27,170 I mean, that cat has more focus than you. 238 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,905 -You saw this at the signing? -Uh, yeah. 239 00:15:30,006 --> 00:15:32,075 -I saw that there. -And you didn't say anything? 240 00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,544 I was gonna say something. I had to come here. 241 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,079 [Jones] Hey, Jasper. 242 00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:38,848 -Hey, Jonesy. -Nice work out there. 243 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,083 -Uh... -Can I get a picture? 244 00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:43,286 Uh, absolutely. Yeah. 245 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:45,355 -Thank you. All right, come on. -Let's do it. 246 00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:47,723 -The ad in the background? -Yeah, we gotta do it. 247 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,125 [whispering] That's not good. 248 00:15:49,259 --> 00:15:52,395 -There you go. -Awesome, thanks. 249 00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:54,830 You guys look great together. 250 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:57,167 -Thanks. -Yeah, no problem. 251 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,772 -Are you mad? -No. Why would I be mad? 252 00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:04,540 -Uh, he seems mad. -He's mad. 253 00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:07,510 It's not like... it's not like I do half the work 254 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,445 and you get all the credit. 255 00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:12,715 [laughs] What do you want, a gold star? 256 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,185 Henry, everyone thinks you're my boss. 257 00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,853 I do have more experience than you. 258 00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:19,155 I'll see you at home. 259 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:23,326 Yeah, uh, 260 00:16:23,426 --> 00:16:25,395 I'm moving out. 261 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:32,034 I was gonna tell you this later but, um, 262 00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:35,538 might as well just rip the bandage off, um... 263 00:16:35,671 --> 00:16:37,240 Yeah, I want my own place. 264 00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:40,576 Why? You're never at our place anyways. 265 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,778 Look, dude, we're not kids anymore, okay? 266 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,548 I think it's best that we have our own space. 267 00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,417 Do our own thing. 268 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,585 Are we still a team? 269 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:51,387 Yo-- [laughs] 270 00:16:51,487 --> 00:16:53,723 you can come over whenever you want. 271 00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:55,491 -That's not a yes. -Mm. 272 00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:58,228 -[electronic warble] -Ooh. That's the BizWatch guys. 273 00:16:58,361 --> 00:16:59,562 They need me ASAP. 274 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,030 Have fun. 275 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,000 Jasper. Jasper. 276 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,402 Hey, uh... 277 00:17:07,503 --> 00:17:09,238 Yo, I'll get you a watch. 278 00:17:09,372 --> 00:17:11,241 Jasper? 279 00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:12,507 Jasper. 280 00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:16,712 Not cool, bro. 281 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:35,131 [ominous music plays] 282 00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:41,171 Blackout. 283 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:27,650 -[sighs] -[Blackout] Want some advice? 284 00:18:27,783 --> 00:18:30,286 If it's decorating, then no. 285 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,987 [Blackout growls] 286 00:18:32,788 --> 00:18:34,824 [Blackout] You shouldn't work alone! 287 00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:13,729 [birds twittering] 288 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,733 No. Five more minutes. 289 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,669 Ray, she's my mom. I can't set you up. 290 00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:20,903 Oh! 291 00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:25,908 Hmm. You look a lot older in person. 292 00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:34,550 Uh, what is this? Ha. 293 00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:37,720 Am I-am I dead? 294 00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:40,356 -Am I in heaven? -[heavenly chorus] 295 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,925 Oh, my God, I'm in hell. 296 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,428 Oh. Naw, you're just in Newtown. 297 00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:48,898 What? What's Newtown? 298 00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,935 Why am I dressed like this? What's-- 299 00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:54,604 What's on my face? Who are you? 300 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:56,906 I just brought you back from the dead. 301 00:19:57,006 --> 00:19:58,374 You're welcome. 302 00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:00,009 What? 303 00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:01,677 What's all the noise? 304 00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:03,713 -Get out of here, Gemma. -Hey, how are you? 305 00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:05,781 You don't know me, and I don't know you, 306 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:07,550 but I need you to get me home, okay? 307 00:20:07,683 --> 00:20:10,185 I don't know where I am. I don't know what's on my face! 308 00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:12,422 Thank you. Get out of here, Gemma. 309 00:20:12,555 --> 00:20:14,290 -Is that Kid Danger? -Don't tell Mom 310 00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:16,392 or I'll tell her you play video games all night. 311 00:20:16,492 --> 00:20:18,461 And I'll tell Mom you used her credit card 312 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,863 -to take a bus to Swellview. -And I'll tell Mom 313 00:20:20,963 --> 00:20:22,865 that you used her good lipstick on the dog 314 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,199 for her Glamour Shots. 315 00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,569 -You wouldn't dare. -Uh, I just zerped Kid Danger 316 00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:27,770 into our house. 317 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,505 You don't even know what I'm capable of. 318 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,141 I know you're not capable of keeping me quiet. 319 00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:34,310 You know what? Just don't tell Mom. 320 00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:37,813 She's got like three jobs and doesn't need this stress. 321 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:40,383 Fine. I was never here. 322 00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:43,285 [dramatic music plays] 323 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:47,890 [door slams] 324 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:50,793 Oh! [laughs] 325 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:54,129 Uh, first of all, hello. 326 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,998 The handshake. Let's keep it formal. 327 00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:57,633 Missy Martin, Kid Danger superfan. 328 00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,769 And I've run so many Kid Danger fan fictions. 329 00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:02,071 -You're gonna love-- -How did I get here? 330 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:03,773 Oh! [giggles] 331 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:05,675 With this baby. 332 00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,177 The Reality Altering Device. 333 00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:10,946 Okay, what, uh, ha... 334 00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:12,247 what does it do? 335 00:21:12,348 --> 00:21:14,283 It uses color confinement to pry open the space 336 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:16,318 between baryons, mesons-- who cares how it works? 337 00:21:16,452 --> 00:21:18,521 I just brought Kid Danger back from the dead! 338 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,790 What's the afterlife like? Actually, don't tell me. 339 00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:21,991 I wanna be surprised. 340 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,893 Oh, I wasn't dead. 341 00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:27,229 [laughs] Uh, I-I'm sorry. What? 342 00:21:29,532 --> 00:21:31,100 I said I wasn't dead. 343 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,969 Yes, you were. You died in a fiery blimp accident 344 00:21:34,036 --> 00:21:35,638 after you saved all of Swellview. 345 00:21:38,774 --> 00:21:42,111 Yeah. I did the whole... saving Swellview thing. 346 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,647 I just-- I didn't actually die. 347 00:21:44,714 --> 00:21:46,115 [laughs] 348 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,684 I kinda, you know... 349 00:21:50,152 --> 00:21:51,521 Well, I faked it. 350 00:21:51,654 --> 00:21:53,589 Changed my last name and disappeared. 351 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,626 Oh, shut up! You've been alive this whole time? 352 00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,528 I mean...[small laugh] yeah. 353 00:21:58,661 --> 00:22:00,563 Do you have any idea how traumatized we were 354 00:22:00,663 --> 00:22:04,033 -by your death? -Uh, well, I'm sorry. 355 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,200 Okay? 356 00:22:10,139 --> 00:22:12,408 I wanted to move on with my life, 357 00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:14,977 and protect my family. 358 00:22:15,077 --> 00:22:17,880 Which is a lot easier if all your enemies think you're dead. 359 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:20,349 Well, all your fans thought you were dead too. 360 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:21,751 Yeah, well, good news. 361 00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:25,455 [exhales] I'm still alive. 362 00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:28,558 Did you have me fighting a dinosaur? 363 00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:29,959 Oh! 364 00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,762 -Oh, where have you been? -Fighting crime in Dystopia. 365 00:22:32,862 --> 00:22:34,697 No, wait, Dystopia? That's amazing! 366 00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:36,566 Wait. What the gunch is Dystopia? 367 00:22:36,699 --> 00:22:39,068 It's like an island in the Pacific Ocean. 368 00:22:39,201 --> 00:22:41,370 Oh, my gosh. Are Jasper and Charlotte there too? 369 00:22:41,471 --> 00:22:44,373 Wait. How do you know about Jasper and Charlotte? 370 00:22:44,507 --> 00:22:46,709 Well, I figured out your secret identity. 371 00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:51,346 [shrill shriek] 372 00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:54,416 Uh-- [clears throat] how-how, uh-- [laughs] 373 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:56,018 how do you-- how do you know that? 374 00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:58,621 Your eye mask covered less than a pair of sunglasses. 375 00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,891 I'm honestly shocked nobody else figured it out. 376 00:23:02,024 --> 00:23:03,793 Yeah, well, Swellview's not exactly 377 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,194 the smartest town in America. 378 00:23:05,294 --> 00:23:06,462 What am I doing here? 379 00:23:08,063 --> 00:23:11,801 I brought you here so that we could fight crime together. 380 00:23:13,368 --> 00:23:17,507 And, bro, there is so much crime in Newtown. 381 00:23:18,407 --> 00:23:20,409 You don't even know. 382 00:23:20,476 --> 00:23:23,312 Most days, Gemma and I barely make it home from school. 383 00:23:24,179 --> 00:23:26,181 Go. Go, go, go. 384 00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:39,028 [man] Hey. 385 00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:42,932 [laughing] 386 00:23:43,065 --> 00:23:45,400 Good thing we hid our tablets under our shirts. 387 00:23:48,403 --> 00:23:50,339 Dang it, Gemma. 388 00:23:50,439 --> 00:23:51,541 [man] Come on. 389 00:23:51,674 --> 00:23:54,209 -This is nice. -The latest model. Yeah. 390 00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:56,846 [distant police siren wailing] 391 00:23:56,946 --> 00:23:59,582 Hello. None of you could have helped us? 392 00:23:59,682 --> 00:24:02,184 [man] That's why we don't come down here. 393 00:24:03,953 --> 00:24:06,956 But now you're here, so time's up, creeps. 394 00:24:07,056 --> 00:24:09,024 Kid Danger's in Newtown. 395 00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:14,029 Yeah. I gotta get back to Dystopia. 396 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,566 Wait. You don't wanna fight crime with me? 397 00:24:19,535 --> 00:24:22,171 Look, you seem like a nice girl 398 00:24:22,304 --> 00:24:26,141 and I'm always happy to meet a fan, but... 399 00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:27,977 I'm sorta doing my own thing right now. 400 00:24:28,077 --> 00:24:31,513 And also, you shouldn't use crazy devices 401 00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:33,816 to pull people out of their worlds without, 402 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,384 you know, asking first. 403 00:24:37,419 --> 00:24:39,454 It's really not cool. 404 00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:41,757 Again-- thought you were dead. 405 00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:44,727 Never thought you'd lie to all your fans, but... 406 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,829 I mean, it's whatever. If you wanna go back, 407 00:24:46,896 --> 00:24:49,498 -I'll send you back. -I'd like that. Thank you. 408 00:24:49,599 --> 00:24:53,068 [power up hum] 409 00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:57,106 Also, I didn't lie about not being dead, okay? 410 00:24:57,272 --> 00:24:58,874 I faked it. 411 00:24:59,008 --> 00:25:00,910 There's a big difference. 412 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:03,579 [woman] Help! I'm being crimed! 413 00:25:06,481 --> 00:25:08,083 [man growls] 414 00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,119 Weird. 415 00:25:11,086 --> 00:25:13,856 I used the RAD to zerp you into my regular life 416 00:25:13,956 --> 00:25:15,991 so that we could fight crime together, 417 00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:19,729 but that guy looks exactly like Coach Cregg. 418 00:25:19,795 --> 00:25:22,297 He's a character from one of my fan fictions. 419 00:25:24,466 --> 00:25:25,701 Huh. 420 00:25:25,768 --> 00:25:27,469 You gotta help her. 421 00:25:28,704 --> 00:25:30,706 -Help! Hey, help! -There's a mailman 422 00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:32,775 and some high school kids-- they'll help her. 423 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:35,110 Mailmen are famously nonviolent, and we both know 424 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,980 that high school kids are lazy and shiftless. 425 00:25:38,113 --> 00:25:40,215 -Hey, mailman, help! -[Cregg laughing] 426 00:25:40,282 --> 00:25:42,151 Mine. 427 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,287 -Cool. -You've gotta do it. 428 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,222 I gotta get back to Dystopia. 429 00:25:47,322 --> 00:25:50,492 "A superhero always answers the call." 430 00:25:50,626 --> 00:25:52,127 [triumphant chords] 431 00:25:52,995 --> 00:25:55,698 What-- who are you? Who talks like that? 432 00:25:56,732 --> 00:25:58,133 You do. 433 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,469 After you defeated the Beekeeper. 434 00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:02,304 What? 435 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,206 Oh. [laughs] I... 436 00:26:04,306 --> 00:26:07,309 I remember now. Me and Captain Man made a bet 437 00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:09,478 to see who could come up with the cheesiest line 438 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,113 in post-fight interviews. 439 00:26:11,213 --> 00:26:13,983 "A superhero always answers the call." 440 00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:17,319 Oh, my God. Okay. You know what? I'll take care of it. 441 00:26:17,486 --> 00:26:19,488 -I'll take care of, uh-- -Coach Cregg. 442 00:26:19,588 --> 00:26:22,191 I'll take care of Coach Cregg, then you send me home. 443 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,293 Yes! Fighting with Kid Danger. 444 00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:27,229 -The two of us living the dream. -No, I'm gonna do this myself. 445 00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:30,299 Wait, no, no, no, no, no. You have to take me with you. 446 00:26:30,365 --> 00:26:33,002 This is literally my dream come true. 447 00:26:34,336 --> 00:26:37,506 -You have any work experience? -[scoffs] Dude, I'm 12. 448 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,109 -Superpowers? -Uh, stealing stuff. 449 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,979 -Yeah, you should stay here. -Wait, no, no. 450 00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:46,949 You didn't see how many guards I clowned to steal that thing. 451 00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:48,450 It-it was impressive. 452 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:52,021 Look, I, uh, kinda just got out of a crime-fighting relationship 453 00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:55,758 so I really just wanna work alone, all right? 454 00:26:55,858 --> 00:26:57,159 -'Scuse me. -What-- hey-- 455 00:26:57,292 --> 00:27:00,229 Plus, he's just some roided-out gym teacher. 456 00:27:00,395 --> 00:27:02,131 Probably won't even use my superpower. 457 00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:04,399 Ooh-- oof--ooh! 458 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,368 Still don't want me to help? 459 00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:09,839 -Nope. Just need my superpower. -Okay, hear me out on this, 460 00:27:09,905 --> 00:27:11,707 but I think we're in one of my fan fictions. 461 00:27:11,874 --> 00:27:14,143 -What makes you say that? -I linked the RAD's 462 00:27:14,243 --> 00:27:15,878 protocol systems to mine. 463 00:27:15,978 --> 00:27:18,147 I might have logged in as an administrator 464 00:27:18,247 --> 00:27:20,049 -instead of a guest... -You've been working out. 465 00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:22,151 -And also there was a lot of... -[whack, grunt] 466 00:27:22,251 --> 00:27:25,320 ...lightning and also, also, you're getting your butt kicked 467 00:27:25,387 --> 00:27:26,989 by one of my fictional characters? 468 00:27:27,056 --> 00:27:28,023 'Sup? 469 00:27:28,157 --> 00:27:30,592 And you don't have your superpower. 470 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,161 Yeah, I didn't quite follow that, 471 00:27:32,294 --> 00:27:34,129 but it's probably from the brain swelling 472 00:27:34,229 --> 00:27:36,098 'cause the... you know, the punching. 473 00:27:36,265 --> 00:27:37,733 Brain swelling? 474 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,903 You think you're pretty smart, huh? 475 00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,173 No, no. I actually think I'm pretty-- 476 00:27:44,273 --> 00:27:46,041 [both grunt] 477 00:27:46,108 --> 00:27:47,242 ...injured. 478 00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:49,078 I didn't know you had a superpower, 479 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:51,580 so I never wrote it into my fan fiction. 480 00:27:51,747 --> 00:27:53,448 Oh, you didn't know about that? 481 00:27:54,349 --> 00:27:56,886 -No. -[Cregg] Now drop 482 00:27:57,019 --> 00:27:59,654 and give me 20,000 push-ups, 483 00:27:59,755 --> 00:28:01,023 Kid Ugly. 484 00:28:02,191 --> 00:28:04,093 Now, that's just taking it too far. 485 00:28:08,463 --> 00:28:10,599 One. 486 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,267 Two. 487 00:28:12,367 --> 00:28:13,435 Three. 488 00:28:13,535 --> 00:28:15,805 Two thousand, three hundred and ninety-six. 489 00:28:15,938 --> 00:28:18,908 Two thousand, three hundred and ninety-seven. 490 00:28:19,008 --> 00:28:21,576 Okay. Are you sure you don't want me to help you? 491 00:28:21,676 --> 00:28:24,947 Because there's another monster in this fan fiction. 492 00:28:25,047 --> 00:28:26,115 Who? 493 00:28:26,281 --> 00:28:28,784 Uh, like an electric vampire. 494 00:28:28,884 --> 00:28:31,286 -I-- -What's an electric vampire? 495 00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:33,488 Uh, just you don't wanna know. 496 00:28:33,622 --> 00:28:35,490 We just gotta get outta here. 497 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:37,126 [Kid Danger groans] 498 00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:38,894 Okay, fine, you can help me, 499 00:28:38,961 --> 00:28:41,831 but I seriously doubt you'll be able to do anything. 500 00:28:43,632 --> 00:28:45,534 -[boom] -Whoo! 501 00:28:45,634 --> 00:28:48,170 You distract 'em, I lower the boom. 502 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:50,472 Am I the only one getting perfect team vibes right now? 503 00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,808 -I'm getting exhausted vibes... -Oh. 504 00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:56,111 And... possibly broken rib vibes. 505 00:28:56,211 --> 00:28:58,347 Okay, so maybe next time I can distract 'em 506 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,549 -and you can lower the boom. -No, no, no, no, no. 507 00:29:00,649 --> 00:29:02,651 I wanna go home, all right? 508 00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:04,820 I want my superpowers back. 509 00:29:06,188 --> 00:29:07,556 I wanna go home. 510 00:29:10,392 --> 00:29:11,693 -Okay. -Just, uh... 511 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,495 -I'll send us back. -Do the thing. 512 00:29:16,765 --> 00:29:17,933 Pretty. 513 00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:29,178 Is that my sister? 514 00:29:31,613 --> 00:29:32,948 Whoa. 515 00:29:37,219 --> 00:29:40,055 -Why are you dressed like that? -Wanna get back to Dystopia? 516 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,858 -Leaving so soon, brother? -Hit the button, hit the button! 517 00:29:50,299 --> 00:29:51,533 Pretty. 518 00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:57,806 [dance music plays] 519 00:29:57,907 --> 00:30:01,476 Well, this isn't Dystopia. 520 00:30:01,576 --> 00:30:03,778 Yeah. I think it's... 521 00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:04,880 Shimmers. 522 00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:06,815 -What? -Shimmers. 523 00:30:06,882 --> 00:30:08,217 -Shimmers? -Yeah. 524 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:11,553 Like the nightclub. Like Frankini's nightclub 525 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,023 -in Swellview? -I think so. 526 00:30:14,089 --> 00:30:16,758 -[song ends] -[crowd cheering] 527 00:30:16,892 --> 00:30:20,229 [rhythmic snapping] 528 00:30:21,596 --> 00:30:24,866 -[new song begins] -* I got something to tell ya * 529 00:30:24,934 --> 00:30:25,935 * Can ya dig it * 530 00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:29,371 * When life kicks you around * 531 00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,474 * There's no need to be stressed, yeah * 532 00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:35,044 * When you're in it, just gotta turn that frown * 533 00:30:35,144 --> 00:30:37,012 -* Upside down... -So, uh, 534 00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:38,847 what was that back in Newtown? 535 00:30:38,914 --> 00:30:40,582 Was that my sister? 536 00:30:40,682 --> 00:30:42,051 Kind of? 537 00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:45,587 Why was she all vampirey? 538 00:30:45,754 --> 00:30:50,559 * Welcome to my secret to life * 539 00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:52,827 And it's not just my impeccable style. 540 00:30:52,928 --> 00:30:56,631 * Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to * 541 00:30:56,798 --> 00:31:00,102 * Smile, it can cure anything * 542 00:31:00,269 --> 00:31:01,770 * Just smile * 543 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,738 * While we're together * 544 00:31:03,805 --> 00:31:06,775 * We all dance all night with pearly white lightning * 545 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:10,045 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 546 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:13,448 Piper kicked me out of the official Kid Danger 547 00:31:13,548 --> 00:31:15,550 FakeBook fan group because she posted a pic 548 00:31:15,617 --> 00:31:17,619 and I said she "looked tired." 549 00:31:17,719 --> 00:31:19,921 I got mad and I wrote a story where Piper's a vampire 550 00:31:20,022 --> 00:31:22,124 who kidnaps my sister. You and I have to rescue her 551 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:25,460 before she turns the town into blood-sucking monsters. 552 00:31:25,627 --> 00:31:28,230 [Henry] You made Piper a vampire in your story? 553 00:31:28,397 --> 00:31:31,633 [Missy] Uh, yeah. She kicked me out of the Kid Danger fan club. 554 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,868 Okay, well, turning anger into art is cool-- 555 00:31:33,969 --> 00:31:36,238 -That's what my therapist says. -But why did that thing 556 00:31:36,338 --> 00:31:38,207 -send us here to Shimmers? -[whistles] 557 00:31:39,741 --> 00:31:40,742 Piper? 558 00:31:42,311 --> 00:31:43,878 How is my sister in Swellview? 559 00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:47,949 -* Smile... -She's supposed to be 560 00:31:48,017 --> 00:31:49,751 visiting me in Dystopia. 561 00:31:50,752 --> 00:31:53,555 -[under breath] Oh, no. -* It can cure anything 562 00:31:53,655 --> 00:31:54,923 * Just smile * 563 00:31:55,090 --> 00:31:56,825 * While we're together * 564 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,494 -What's wrong with the RAD? -Oh, nothing. 565 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:01,596 You're hiding something. No, I'm just gonna look. 566 00:32:01,696 --> 00:32:03,732 -I'll take a look. -Go dance with Frankie-- 567 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,368 Okay, uh, what do we got here? 568 00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:09,538 It says, uh, "Story Mode-- Locked." 569 00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:14,843 What does "Story Mode-- Locked" mean? 570 00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:18,147 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 571 00:32:18,213 --> 00:32:19,348 [cheers and applause] 572 00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:21,316 [scoffs] It could mean anything. 573 00:32:21,383 --> 00:32:25,087 Could it possibly mean that it's locked... in story mode? 574 00:32:26,188 --> 00:32:27,556 How do we unlock it? 575 00:32:27,689 --> 00:32:29,958 I don't know, dude. I didn't build this thing. 576 00:32:30,059 --> 00:32:31,560 I just stole it. 577 00:32:31,693 --> 00:32:34,329 You know, let me try something. I'm pretty sure it will work. 578 00:32:34,429 --> 00:32:35,630 [Henry] Okay. 579 00:32:35,697 --> 00:32:37,366 -Unlock, you stupid RAD! -[rapid beeping] 580 00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,068 No, no, no, no! 581 00:32:39,201 --> 00:32:43,072 [new pop song plays] 582 00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:46,208 This isn't the real Shimmers, is it? 583 00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:48,377 Is it? 584 00:32:48,543 --> 00:32:50,345 Uh... ha. 585 00:32:50,479 --> 00:32:53,615 -Where are we? -Well, remember how I told you 586 00:32:53,715 --> 00:32:56,618 that all my fan fictions got mixed into the RAD? 587 00:32:56,718 --> 00:32:59,688 Well, something must have happened to it 588 00:32:59,754 --> 00:33:01,856 during your little fight with Coach Cregg. 589 00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:05,927 So now the screen won't unlock, and we might be, like, 590 00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:08,397 trapped in my stories. 591 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:12,367 Uh, good news. This story's a banger. 592 00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:13,768 Wrote it 'cause I felt bad 593 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,904 for always being better than Gemma. 594 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:17,106 At what? 595 00:33:17,272 --> 00:33:20,075 Ha. At everything. She lives in my shadow. 596 00:33:20,209 --> 00:33:23,178 But in this story you're not a superhero. 597 00:33:23,278 --> 00:33:25,114 You're just a sidekick. 598 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,549 To Captain Man. Yeah. 599 00:33:27,649 --> 00:33:29,718 Where is he? Maybe-maybe we can find him. 600 00:33:29,784 --> 00:33:31,720 -Maybe he can get us outta here. -N-no. No. 601 00:33:31,786 --> 00:33:34,423 I never wrote Captain Man into any of my stories. 602 00:33:34,523 --> 00:33:37,359 -It was always just you and me. -Oh, so just you and me. 603 00:33:37,459 --> 00:33:40,162 Or, occasionally, you and someone else. 604 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:45,234 Who? 605 00:33:45,367 --> 00:33:47,636 [mouth full] Oh, such a fun twist. 606 00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:50,472 Who am I sidekick to? 607 00:33:50,639 --> 00:33:51,773 [dramatic musical sting] 608 00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:53,942 Look, everyone. It's Captain 'Stache! 609 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,211 Oh, my God, it's Captain 'Stache! 610 00:33:56,311 --> 00:33:58,780 [cheers and applause] 611 00:34:01,316 --> 00:34:02,951 [music, cheering stops] 612 00:34:03,051 --> 00:34:05,120 If you wanna get this party started, 613 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:06,655 you simply... 614 00:34:06,788 --> 00:34:08,557 mus-tache. 615 00:34:08,657 --> 00:34:10,124 [cheers and applause] 616 00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:12,059 Jasper? 617 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:14,663 You made me sidekick 618 00:34:14,796 --> 00:34:16,198 to Jasper? 619 00:34:17,332 --> 00:34:19,300 I flipped the script and I wrote a story 620 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:22,171 where you're the sidekick and your best friend is the hero. 621 00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:23,472 Oh, that's-that's really nice. 622 00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:25,340 Stand back, party people. 623 00:34:32,314 --> 00:34:33,914 Oh, my God, he can fly. 624 00:34:33,981 --> 00:34:36,518 -Well, yeah, flying's cool. -I know it's cool. 625 00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:39,019 It's the coolest superpower. Why do you think I'm always 626 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,289 jumping in from rooftops? So the enemy thinks I can-- 627 00:34:41,390 --> 00:34:43,791 I gotta get outta here-- I'm going home, back to Dystopia. 628 00:34:43,858 --> 00:34:46,695 -No, I don't think I can fix-- -Wait. Wait. You're not smiling. 629 00:34:46,827 --> 00:34:47,996 Why is that? 630 00:34:48,096 --> 00:34:49,030 Uh... 631 00:34:49,198 --> 00:34:50,832 it's 'cause I'm upset. 632 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,666 -No worries. I got you. -What? No-- 633 00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:55,269 -Frankini! -No, no, I'm good-- 634 00:34:55,403 --> 00:34:56,704 Frankini-tini? 635 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:58,307 My brother needs some gas in his goose. 636 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,342 -Clearly. -Can we get a table, 637 00:35:00,442 --> 00:35:01,976 some tacos, and a slow jam? 638 00:35:02,110 --> 00:35:03,945 -I think I'm gonna go. -How can I say no 639 00:35:04,045 --> 00:35:04,913 to that beautiful face? 640 00:35:05,013 --> 00:35:08,350 Whoo! Oh, yeah! Captain 'Stache. 641 00:35:09,951 --> 00:35:12,354 -Um... -Tables! 642 00:35:12,454 --> 00:35:14,489 -Look out! -You know what, I'm, uh, 643 00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:17,025 -I got a thing. -Tacos! 644 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:19,160 -[Piper gasps] -Those look good, but I just-- 645 00:35:19,261 --> 00:35:20,629 -I-I just-- -And... 646 00:35:20,695 --> 00:35:23,131 -...I just ate. -A slow jam. 647 00:35:23,198 --> 00:35:24,333 * Ooh * 648 00:35:24,433 --> 00:35:26,167 [Frankini] I approve! 649 00:35:26,235 --> 00:35:27,736 * Ooh ooh ooh... * 650 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:30,805 Little guy always feels better after he eats. 651 00:35:30,905 --> 00:35:33,074 Why are you talking to me like I'm a baby? 652 00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:35,109 I'm not a baby, okay? I'm a grownup. 653 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:36,845 And I got grownup problems, 654 00:35:36,945 --> 00:35:39,348 and eating this taco isn't gonna make me feel better. 655 00:35:39,481 --> 00:35:42,083 Oh, my God, I feel so much better. 656 00:35:42,217 --> 00:35:45,454 Make room for Captain 'Stache. 657 00:35:47,389 --> 00:35:49,090 Oh, my God, I feel so much worse. 658 00:35:49,224 --> 00:35:52,327 Out of all your universes, that thing had to send us here? 659 00:35:52,427 --> 00:35:54,296 -I mean-- -W-what does he mean, 660 00:35:54,396 --> 00:35:55,797 "your universes"? 661 00:35:55,897 --> 00:35:57,999 What's the doohickey on the table? 662 00:36:01,002 --> 00:36:03,472 -You-- mm... -You wanna tell him? 663 00:36:04,172 --> 00:36:05,206 Okay. 664 00:36:05,274 --> 00:36:06,741 [clears throat] 665 00:36:06,841 --> 00:36:09,844 So... I kinda wrote these stories 666 00:36:09,944 --> 00:36:12,614 where Henry and I fight crime together. 667 00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:14,449 [dramatic music plays] 668 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,418 And now we're stuck in my fan fiction. 669 00:36:16,518 --> 00:36:19,087 And I really wanna get back to Dystopia. 670 00:36:19,187 --> 00:36:20,589 So... 671 00:36:20,689 --> 00:36:24,559 we're just figments of-of this girl's imagination? 672 00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:27,462 Am I the only one having an existential crisis right now? 673 00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:29,464 So you're saying there's another reality 674 00:36:29,631 --> 00:36:32,501 where I don't have a mustache? 675 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:35,870 Anyway, while you were talking, 676 00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:38,039 I got an idea. 677 00:36:38,139 --> 00:36:39,274 We're in Swellview, right? 678 00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:41,276 I mean... kind of. 679 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:42,844 -Indeed. -Okay. 680 00:36:42,944 --> 00:36:44,379 So there's gotta be a Schwoz here. 681 00:36:44,513 --> 00:36:47,115 Schwoz can fix anything. So all we gotta do 682 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,183 is find Schwoz, he can fix the RAD, 683 00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:51,686 and we can get back to our realities 684 00:36:51,786 --> 00:36:53,955 and you can write whatever stories you want. 685 00:36:54,055 --> 00:36:55,724 What is a Schwoz? 686 00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:58,293 He's the science genius who lives in the Man Cave. 687 00:36:58,427 --> 00:37:00,495 You mean the 'Stache House. 688 00:37:01,162 --> 00:37:03,432 Whatever. Point is, he can fix anything. 689 00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:05,233 Okay? So... 690 00:37:07,802 --> 00:37:08,770 Where is he? 691 00:37:08,903 --> 00:37:10,805 I-I-I've never heard of a Schwoz. 692 00:37:10,939 --> 00:37:12,641 -Me neither. -Yeah, I never found out 693 00:37:12,741 --> 00:37:14,108 about anyone named Schwoz. 694 00:37:14,242 --> 00:37:16,811 Cute name, but I'd never put him into any of my stories. 695 00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:19,280 Okay. Now I'm having an existential crisis. 696 00:37:19,414 --> 00:37:20,682 Frankini-tini? 697 00:37:20,815 --> 00:37:22,484 -Thanks. -[Missy] Okay, hang on, though. 698 00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:25,654 I didn't write about every single person at this party, 699 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,989 but there's tons of people here. 700 00:37:28,089 --> 00:37:29,190 Right? 701 00:37:29,358 --> 00:37:30,992 Yeah. Yeah. 702 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:35,664 Well, I'll bet the RAD changes whatever I changed in my stories 703 00:37:35,764 --> 00:37:38,433 and then fills in the rest of the blanks with reality. 704 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:39,668 Hmm. 705 00:37:39,801 --> 00:37:41,069 So-- wait. 706 00:37:41,169 --> 00:37:43,705 You're saying that there's gotta be a Schwoz 707 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,540 somewhere in this universe? 708 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,075 Might be. 709 00:37:50,445 --> 00:37:51,613 Schwoz! 710 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,386 [all] Schwoz! 711 00:37:57,486 --> 00:37:58,520 [man] Yo! 712 00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:05,927 Schwoz! 713 00:38:06,027 --> 00:38:07,696 [man] Yo! 714 00:38:14,936 --> 00:38:16,638 -Schwoz! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 715 00:38:16,738 --> 00:38:18,139 Get off of me! 716 00:38:18,206 --> 00:38:20,875 -How do you know my name? -'Cause in another universe, 717 00:38:20,975 --> 00:38:22,811 you're one of my best friends. Oh, my God! 718 00:38:22,911 --> 00:38:24,846 -I can't believe I found you. -All right. 719 00:38:24,913 --> 00:38:27,416 Look, pal, get offa me. I don't know who you are, 720 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:30,652 but in this universe I'm a plate scraper, so... 721 00:38:30,752 --> 00:38:32,854 -get outta here. -Uh... 722 00:38:32,921 --> 00:38:36,157 Listen. I need your help. 723 00:38:36,224 --> 00:38:38,292 If I keep talking to you, I'm gonna get fired, 724 00:38:38,393 --> 00:38:40,962 and my probation officer's gonna throw me back in jail. 725 00:38:42,564 --> 00:38:43,898 You went to jail? 726 00:38:44,032 --> 00:38:47,001 Yeah. I stole a little plutonium. 727 00:38:47,101 --> 00:38:49,904 That stupid mustache guy and his sidekick caught me. 728 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:52,874 Uh... oh, yeah, those- those guys are turds. 729 00:38:52,941 --> 00:38:56,310 Look, what's a plate scraper like you stealing plutonium for? 730 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,282 'Cause plate scraper ain't all I can do in this world 731 00:39:01,616 --> 00:39:02,584 -all right? -Okay. 732 00:39:03,117 --> 00:39:05,253 Maybe I'm not so stupid like my teachers thought, okay? 733 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:08,523 Maybe I can build a more fuel-efficient nuclear reactor 734 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,725 in my cousin's basement than any of your fancy 735 00:39:10,825 --> 00:39:12,427 Ivy League scientists! 736 00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:13,895 Even in Missy's fan fiction, 737 00:39:13,962 --> 00:39:16,130 you're still one of the smartest people ever, Schwoz. 738 00:39:16,264 --> 00:39:17,566 Yeah. Schwozdang right, I am. 739 00:39:17,632 --> 00:39:19,367 [Frankini] Uh, language! 740 00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:21,636 Sorry, Frankini. 741 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:23,538 Listen, um, 742 00:39:23,605 --> 00:39:25,039 I, uh, 743 00:39:25,139 --> 00:39:27,476 I need you to take a look at a device. 744 00:39:29,277 --> 00:39:31,012 What kind of device? 745 00:39:31,112 --> 00:39:34,215 [suspenseful music plays] 746 00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:44,025 Aren't you the guy I captured stealing plutonium? 747 00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:49,464 You wanna go for round two, bud, this time 748 00:39:49,564 --> 00:39:51,466 -without your sidekick? -Ah, no, no, no, no. 749 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,967 It's cool, Captain 'Stache. 750 00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:55,236 He said that the guy who stole the plutonium 751 00:39:55,303 --> 00:39:57,005 was just his, uh, his twin brother. 752 00:39:57,839 --> 00:40:00,842 Ah. My apologies, law-abiding citizen. 753 00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:06,314 All right, can you fix this? I gotta get back to Dystopia. 754 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,917 [shrill whirring] 755 00:40:11,319 --> 00:40:14,756 No. I forgot Coach Cregg shows up at this one. 756 00:40:18,927 --> 00:40:21,596 I demand to know who made that piercing sound 757 00:40:21,696 --> 00:40:24,298 which was so off-key. 758 00:40:24,432 --> 00:40:25,700 I did. 759 00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:27,636 Now, drop 760 00:40:27,702 --> 00:40:31,472 and give me 900 push-ups! 761 00:40:31,606 --> 00:40:33,007 Okay. 762 00:40:34,776 --> 00:40:35,777 One, 763 00:40:35,877 --> 00:40:36,911 two... 764 00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:41,950 Yes. It seems we have an unwelcome guest 765 00:40:42,016 --> 00:40:44,853 who I... mus-tache to leave. 766 00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:47,856 You had to make him fly. 767 00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:50,859 Just... go help Captain 'Stache. 768 00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:53,261 Uh, no. We got RAD. We got Schwoz. 769 00:40:53,361 --> 00:40:54,462 We're going home. 770 00:40:54,596 --> 00:40:56,264 I think he'll, uh, handle it on his own. 771 00:40:56,364 --> 00:40:58,299 -He's got it. -['Stache] I require assistance. 772 00:40:58,366 --> 00:41:01,736 -Has anybody seen my sidekick? -Yeah, okay. 773 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:04,706 You better change into your uniform. 774 00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:05,874 Uh... 775 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,742 [fighting continues in background] 776 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:09,544 -Here. -What? What's this? 777 00:41:09,644 --> 00:41:11,680 Oh. It's how you change into your uniform. 778 00:41:11,746 --> 00:41:13,882 I figured in real life you had a cool way to transform, 779 00:41:13,982 --> 00:41:15,884 but in my stories, you chug a can of soda 780 00:41:15,984 --> 00:41:18,186 -and boom-- sidekick. -[Cregg] Yeah! [object shatters] 781 00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:21,823 That's actually pretty close to how we, uh... 782 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,424 Celery Soda? What-- 783 00:41:23,558 --> 00:41:25,560 -Yeah. -W-what is Celery Soda? 784 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:28,229 Uh, soda that tastes like celery? 785 00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:29,664 Oh, no. 786 00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:32,066 Okay, it's just cheap and my mom buys a lot of it. 787 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,235 Now, go. Captain 'Stache needs help. 788 00:41:34,368 --> 00:41:36,738 -I, uh-- -[chanting] Go, go! 789 00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:38,640 -Go, go! -Don't do that. Don't do it. 790 00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:40,441 Okay, you want me to do it? 791 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,376 -All right, I'll do it! -Go, go, go, go! 792 00:41:42,443 --> 00:41:46,414 I'll do it! But you gotta say it a whole lot louder! 793 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:49,517 [all] Go, go, go, go, go, go! 794 00:41:49,618 --> 00:41:51,620 Go, go, go, go! 795 00:42:00,729 --> 00:42:02,964 Do you hate me? Is that what it is? 796 00:42:03,131 --> 00:42:05,133 No. You're Lord Lolli, Captain 'Stache's 797 00:42:05,266 --> 00:42:07,035 wealthy, loyal sidekick. 798 00:42:07,135 --> 00:42:09,771 This is how rich people used to dress their kids. 799 00:42:09,871 --> 00:42:12,306 -Uh, I wanna go home. -Well, you can't forget about 800 00:42:12,473 --> 00:42:14,242 your secret weapon, the Lolli Smacker. 801 00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,744 -Uh, no. -You kinda have to-- I know. 802 00:42:15,844 --> 00:42:17,979 -Thank you. I'm gonna go. -You're his sidekick. 803 00:42:18,112 --> 00:42:20,448 -It's a hard pass for me. -You gotta go help him. 804 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,216 -It's gonna be... a no. -[commotion] 805 00:42:22,316 --> 00:42:24,085 -Do you hear that? -He's doing all right. 806 00:42:24,152 --> 00:42:25,954 -He's getting hurt. -No, he's-- he's fine. 807 00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:27,689 "A superhero always answers a call." 808 00:42:27,789 --> 00:42:29,423 Ah! Fine. 809 00:42:29,557 --> 00:42:31,993 -[Captain 'Stache] Lord Lolli! -Hate it when people 810 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:33,461 use my words against me. 811 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:36,497 Time to shave your 'stache! 812 00:42:43,872 --> 00:42:46,941 It may not be Christmas, but... 813 00:42:47,075 --> 00:42:49,577 I'm about to deck your face with boughs of lolli. 814 00:42:49,711 --> 00:42:51,980 [crowd] Ooh! 815 00:42:54,115 --> 00:42:56,550 This, uh, this doesn't have any superpowers? 816 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,688 That would have been a good idea. 817 00:42:59,821 --> 00:43:01,956 Just a-just a regular lollipop? 818 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:04,759 Well, I wrote this when I was five. 819 00:43:07,829 --> 00:43:10,765 [Coach Cregg growls] 820 00:43:10,899 --> 00:43:12,333 Hi. 821 00:43:17,071 --> 00:43:21,242 ["I Want Candy" by the Strangeloves plays] 822 00:43:25,513 --> 00:43:26,781 Oh, good. 823 00:43:26,881 --> 00:43:28,182 Oh! 824 00:43:34,355 --> 00:43:36,791 * I want candy * 825 00:43:38,326 --> 00:43:40,528 * I want candy * 826 00:43:43,397 --> 00:43:45,266 [crowd] Ooh! 827 00:43:47,702 --> 00:43:48,937 [Cregg] Aah! 828 00:43:51,706 --> 00:43:53,775 * I want candy * 829 00:43:55,643 --> 00:43:57,578 * I want candy * 830 00:43:59,513 --> 00:44:00,815 * I want candy * 831 00:44:00,915 --> 00:44:03,684 Aah! 832 00:44:03,785 --> 00:44:04,986 -Yeah! -* Hey * 833 00:44:05,053 --> 00:44:06,687 You like that? Yeah! 834 00:44:06,788 --> 00:44:08,489 -* Hey -Yeah! 835 00:44:08,556 --> 00:44:09,891 * Hey * 836 00:44:12,393 --> 00:44:14,829 [Captain 'Stache] Who wants a high five? Yeah! 837 00:44:14,929 --> 00:44:17,098 You? You do? 838 00:44:19,868 --> 00:44:22,270 Perfect distraction technique, Lord Lolli. 839 00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:24,672 How do I get out of this thing? 840 00:44:24,773 --> 00:44:27,375 And don't tell me I gotta drink more Celery Soda. 841 00:44:27,441 --> 00:44:29,510 There should be another can in your tights. 842 00:44:32,113 --> 00:44:34,448 Yeah. I'm not doing that. 843 00:44:34,548 --> 00:44:36,751 Uh. I'm learning a lot from you. 844 00:44:57,438 --> 00:44:59,607 -What's this? -A gold star. 845 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,743 Uh... I still have questions. 846 00:45:02,844 --> 00:45:04,645 [both chuckle] 847 00:45:04,779 --> 00:45:06,547 Well, in this story, 848 00:45:06,614 --> 00:45:09,884 you have a hard time constantly living in Jasper's shadow. 849 00:45:09,984 --> 00:45:13,754 So I started giving you gold stars after missions. 850 00:45:13,822 --> 00:45:17,458 You know, just to let you know that someone appreciates you. 851 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:20,028 [quiet music plays] 852 00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:26,935 That's weird. 853 00:45:27,001 --> 00:45:28,970 What's weird? 854 00:45:30,805 --> 00:45:32,506 Well... 855 00:45:32,606 --> 00:45:34,909 back in reality... 856 00:45:34,976 --> 00:45:37,812 real reality... [deep breath] 857 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,549 Jasper's always living in my shadow. 858 00:45:43,184 --> 00:45:46,687 Mm. Does anyone give Jasper gold stars? 859 00:45:49,023 --> 00:45:50,124 -Nope. -[door opens] 860 00:45:50,691 --> 00:45:53,995 [Schwoz] Yo! I think I got this thing figured out. 861 00:45:56,297 --> 00:45:57,598 All right. 862 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,002 Okay. So, 863 00:46:01,135 --> 00:46:03,671 basically, the only data that was on here 864 00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:07,108 when it got all busted was this chick's stories 865 00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,944 which essentially turned it into a... 866 00:46:10,044 --> 00:46:11,679 closed system. 867 00:46:11,779 --> 00:46:14,648 So now you can only jump from story to story. 868 00:46:14,715 --> 00:46:16,550 -Can you fix it? -Let me ask you. 869 00:46:16,684 --> 00:46:19,687 Did there used to be like a crystal or something there? 870 00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:23,357 [singsong] It's... showtime! 871 00:46:23,491 --> 00:46:26,194 No hiding in the kitchen during my next song. 872 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,329 -Everybody out. -[Henry] Can you just-- 873 00:46:28,462 --> 00:46:30,731 -Just give us a minute, okay? -I don't have a minute. 874 00:46:30,865 --> 00:46:32,266 Look, we need to fix this thing. 875 00:46:32,366 --> 00:46:33,801 You can fix it when I'm done. 876 00:46:33,935 --> 00:46:35,536 We need to fix it now. 877 00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:39,040 I will not be upstaged by some boring little boom box. 878 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,841 -I'm not upstaging you. -Just give it to me. 879 00:46:40,975 --> 00:46:42,911 -Let go of the RAD. -I hate it, and I wanna 880 00:46:43,044 --> 00:46:46,247 -throw it away. -No, no, no, no! 881 00:46:52,921 --> 00:46:56,690 * So we can fly * 882 00:46:56,790 --> 00:46:59,660 * High * 883 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,662 * Up, up and away * 884 00:47:01,729 --> 00:47:03,664 -* In my beautiful... -What is happening? 885 00:47:03,731 --> 00:47:06,134 I made us cartoon characters for this story. 886 00:47:06,234 --> 00:47:09,070 I wrote it right after I had dental surgery. 887 00:47:09,170 --> 00:47:11,339 Yeah, I hadn't recovered from the medicine yet. 888 00:47:11,439 --> 00:47:13,207 Frankini's in this one. 889 00:47:13,741 --> 00:47:16,744 Oh! I don't wanna be a cow. 890 00:47:17,946 --> 00:47:19,513 Hit the button. 891 00:47:25,319 --> 00:47:27,388 So, we back in Newtown? 892 00:47:27,455 --> 00:47:29,390 -Uh, I think so. -Yeah. 893 00:47:29,457 --> 00:47:32,026 Aw, why'd the thing bring him here too? 894 00:47:32,126 --> 00:47:34,462 'Cause I'm fabulous, and even the machine knows it. 895 00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:35,997 'Cause it takes whoever's touching it 896 00:47:36,097 --> 00:47:38,466 and whoever they're touching and whoever they're touching 897 00:47:38,566 --> 00:47:40,334 -and whoever they're touching. -What... 898 00:47:40,434 --> 00:47:42,971 is this awful place? 899 00:47:43,104 --> 00:47:45,306 Oh. This is Newtown. 900 00:47:45,406 --> 00:47:47,475 Uh, that's actually my house. 901 00:47:47,641 --> 00:47:50,444 Ah. And it's... 902 00:47:50,544 --> 00:47:52,446 amazing. 903 00:47:52,546 --> 00:47:54,282 But what happened to my fabulous party? 904 00:47:54,415 --> 00:47:56,317 I told you not to hit the button. 905 00:47:56,450 --> 00:47:57,986 Actually, we just said no a lot. 906 00:47:58,119 --> 00:48:00,421 Well, someone hit it again. I wanna go back to my party. 907 00:48:00,521 --> 00:48:02,590 Schwoz was about to tell us how to fix the RAD-- 908 00:48:02,656 --> 00:48:04,058 -Let's go back. Just go. -No. No. 909 00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:06,260 -I don't think-- -Just push the button. 910 00:48:06,394 --> 00:48:08,762 -Just hit the button. -The one in the front. 911 00:48:08,896 --> 00:48:10,131 I can't-- Just listen to me! 912 00:48:10,264 --> 00:48:12,300 I think when you hit the button, 913 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,535 it just picks one of my stories at random 914 00:48:14,635 --> 00:48:16,004 and sends you there. 915 00:48:16,137 --> 00:48:18,339 We can't guarantee it'll send us back to your party. 916 00:48:18,472 --> 00:48:20,508 -It can't be worse than here. -Really? 917 00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:22,076 Because one time I wrote a story 918 00:48:22,143 --> 00:48:25,379 where Kid Danger and I fight sharks in the Arctic Ocean. 919 00:48:25,479 --> 00:48:27,348 I wrote another about an awful place 920 00:48:27,481 --> 00:48:29,150 called The Gray Zone. You'd hate it. 921 00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,219 Honey, I was born in-- 922 00:48:31,319 --> 00:48:33,187 No. She said The Gray Zone. 923 00:48:33,321 --> 00:48:36,024 Oh. Yes, well, that does sound awful. 924 00:48:36,157 --> 00:48:37,491 Listen here, missy... 925 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:40,161 -Wait. How do you know her name? -I don't know her name. 926 00:48:40,261 --> 00:48:42,030 I was being condescending and disrespectful. 927 00:48:42,163 --> 00:48:44,665 Now, I have no idea what the two of you are talking about-- 928 00:48:44,798 --> 00:48:46,634 Schwoozes and sharks and stories-- 929 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:49,903 -I can-I can explain. -And I don't care to know. 930 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,906 I'm off to find better lighting. 931 00:48:54,842 --> 00:48:55,876 You two-- 932 00:48:56,010 --> 00:48:57,778 find a way to get me back to my party. 933 00:49:02,283 --> 00:49:03,984 But not too soon. 934 00:49:04,052 --> 00:49:06,354 I want them to miss me. 935 00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:08,356 I would also like to get back, find Schwoz, 936 00:49:08,456 --> 00:49:10,991 -and get back to Dystopia. -We've got bigger problems. 937 00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:13,861 [dramatic music plays] 938 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,497 Come on, I just beat that guy. How is he back? 939 00:49:16,630 --> 00:49:19,333 Actually, he's in a lot of my stories-- like this one 940 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,970 where your vampire sister is gonna go into my house 941 00:49:23,071 --> 00:49:24,738 and kidnap my sister. 942 00:49:26,874 --> 00:49:28,676 -Let me talk to her. -Uh-uh-- 943 00:49:28,776 --> 00:49:31,079 Hey! Piper. 944 00:49:31,245 --> 00:49:33,214 What's going on? 945 00:49:34,448 --> 00:49:36,617 It's me, your big bro? 946 00:49:37,751 --> 00:49:41,322 Why-- why you looking at me like that? 947 00:49:43,891 --> 00:49:45,093 [hissing] 948 00:49:45,226 --> 00:49:47,595 Slay. The house. Down. 949 00:49:47,761 --> 00:49:48,762 Go, go, go. 950 00:49:48,929 --> 00:49:50,498 You are a whole vibe. 951 00:49:50,598 --> 00:49:51,999 It's giving... 952 00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,068 evil vampire realness. 953 00:49:54,202 --> 00:49:56,770 It's giving undead majestic queen. 954 00:49:56,904 --> 00:49:59,107 It's giving hot girl vamp power! 955 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,609 Honey, you can drink my blood anytime. 956 00:50:01,775 --> 00:50:03,111 Don't look. 957 00:50:05,546 --> 00:50:06,780 -[hisses] -Ow! 958 00:50:07,848 --> 00:50:10,418 I didn't actually mean that! 959 00:50:10,551 --> 00:50:13,321 [dark music plays] 960 00:50:13,421 --> 00:50:15,956 [whimpers] 961 00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:18,459 [grunting] 962 00:50:29,103 --> 00:50:31,071 [singsong] Oh, kiddies. 963 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,975 Care to join Bite Club? 964 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:39,046 It's... to die for. [hissing] 965 00:50:39,147 --> 00:50:41,982 -This is not good. -At least Frankini's not whining 966 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:44,518 -about his party anymore. -That's what I mean. 967 00:50:44,618 --> 00:50:46,987 She twisted his mind. Now all he cares about 968 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,323 is turning other people into vampires. 969 00:50:49,457 --> 00:50:50,924 [Vampiper] Henry... 970 00:50:51,058 --> 00:50:54,962 Don't you want to fang out with us? 971 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:58,632 Come out, come out, we're... 972 00:50:58,766 --> 00:51:00,468 bloody fantastic. 973 00:51:01,034 --> 00:51:03,704 See? If they bite us, we'll turn into vampires. 974 00:51:03,804 --> 00:51:06,574 Our minds will change, and we'll never wanna go back 975 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,676 to the real world ever again. 976 00:51:08,809 --> 00:51:12,180 We'll be stuck in this reality forever. 977 00:51:12,313 --> 00:51:14,014 This is bad. 978 00:51:14,148 --> 00:51:16,250 Just need a second to think-- 979 00:51:16,384 --> 00:51:17,685 [shrill scream] 980 00:51:17,818 --> 00:51:19,353 Don't worry. I locked the door. 981 00:51:19,487 --> 00:51:21,722 -[thud] -[grunts] 982 00:51:22,623 --> 00:51:23,924 Okay, now you should worry. 983 00:51:30,331 --> 00:51:33,267 Where does that contraption take you? 984 00:51:33,401 --> 00:51:35,803 -[Missy] Other worlds, kinda. -Nowhere. 985 00:51:35,869 --> 00:51:38,439 Don't tell them that. 986 00:51:38,539 --> 00:51:40,541 Other worlds... 987 00:51:40,641 --> 00:51:42,210 -to conquer? -You'd hate 'em. 988 00:51:42,343 --> 00:51:44,645 You should probably stay here and not turn anybody else 989 00:51:44,745 --> 00:51:45,679 into vampires. 990 00:51:45,813 --> 00:51:48,048 -Give. -Uh... 991 00:51:48,216 --> 00:51:49,550 no. 992 00:51:52,786 --> 00:51:53,821 Huh. 993 00:51:55,223 --> 00:51:56,990 I want that. 994 00:52:01,862 --> 00:52:03,597 Oh, that was close. 995 00:52:07,335 --> 00:52:08,969 -[beeping] -So... 996 00:52:09,069 --> 00:52:10,871 where are we? 997 00:52:11,038 --> 00:52:13,641 [Piper] Uh, I don't know yet. 998 00:52:13,741 --> 00:52:16,344 Well, at least we're safe. 999 00:52:16,877 --> 00:52:19,012 Henry, look out! Oh-- 1000 00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:20,981 Oh ha ha. Mother goose. 1001 00:52:21,048 --> 00:52:22,550 [grunting] 1002 00:52:22,683 --> 00:52:25,553 The Mounties are back, and they got weapons. 1003 00:52:25,686 --> 00:52:27,555 Let's keep close to the barricades. 1004 00:52:27,688 --> 00:52:29,122 -"The Mounties"? -Oh, God. 1005 00:52:29,223 --> 00:52:30,658 It's The Syrup Wars. 1006 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:33,394 Why can't you write one where we chill on the couch? 1007 00:52:33,561 --> 00:52:35,396 Because The Couch Wars would be boring. 1008 00:52:35,563 --> 00:52:37,097 Not to me. 1009 00:52:37,231 --> 00:52:40,033 [intense music plays] 1010 00:52:40,133 --> 00:52:42,236 -Just walk away, eh? -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1011 00:52:42,336 --> 00:52:45,205 Just walk away, and we will give you safe passage, eh? 1012 00:52:47,241 --> 00:52:49,543 Just walk away and we'll let you live. 1013 00:52:49,677 --> 00:52:52,480 Just walk away and leave your liquid gold behind. 1014 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,749 -Ah, ah-- s'il vous plaît. -Yeah. Please. 1015 00:52:55,883 --> 00:52:57,184 Liquid gold? 1016 00:52:57,318 --> 00:52:59,119 Maple syrup. 1017 00:52:59,287 --> 00:53:02,990 In this story, a nuclear war has scorched the entire planet. 1018 00:53:03,090 --> 00:53:05,459 The people left behind scrape out a brutal existence, 1019 00:53:05,593 --> 00:53:08,762 scavenging for the leftovers of human civilization. 1020 00:53:08,862 --> 00:53:12,400 That right there is the last bit of maple syrup left on Earth. 1021 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:15,403 We got it. The Canadian Mounties want it. 1022 00:53:16,270 --> 00:53:18,806 Are any of your fan fictions not totally weird? 1023 00:53:18,939 --> 00:53:20,608 -[indistinct chatter] -No. 1024 00:53:20,741 --> 00:53:22,976 Shut your syrupy mouth now! 1025 00:53:23,110 --> 00:53:24,478 Incoming! 1026 00:53:24,612 --> 00:53:26,213 Ah ha ha! 1027 00:53:26,347 --> 00:53:29,717 -We're very sorry about that. -Yeah, we're very sorry, eh? 1028 00:53:29,817 --> 00:53:32,820 Yeah. We apologize for our use of violence, 1029 00:53:32,953 --> 00:53:35,423 but us Mounties, we need syrup! 1030 00:53:35,556 --> 00:53:37,991 Don't Mounties need horses? 1031 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:41,094 They all took off during the war 'cause you ran outta syrup. 1032 00:53:41,228 --> 00:53:43,230 We got plenty of fresh flapjacks out here, 1033 00:53:43,331 --> 00:53:45,466 but we can't eat 'em without syrup, eh? 1034 00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:46,900 Just eat 'em dry. 1035 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,502 [all] You eat them dry! 1036 00:53:48,636 --> 00:53:49,737 No, you eat 'em dry. 1037 00:53:49,837 --> 00:53:51,805 That's so rude. Wanna see what happens... 1038 00:53:51,939 --> 00:53:53,407 -You're rude! -...when I do that? 1039 00:53:53,507 --> 00:53:55,008 We don't have any syrup, eh? Wah! 1040 00:53:55,175 --> 00:53:57,711 -Yeah! He doesn't like it! -[snarling] 1041 00:53:57,811 --> 00:53:59,447 It's so dry, yeah? 1042 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:01,315 Crumble 'em in your mouth and cry 1043 00:54:01,482 --> 00:54:03,884 -like a bunch of babies. -[all] You eat 'em dry! 1044 00:54:03,984 --> 00:54:06,487 -No, you eat 'em dry. -Let's just give them the syrup. 1045 00:54:06,587 --> 00:54:10,090 Then we can find Schwoz. He can fix the RAD, 1046 00:54:10,157 --> 00:54:11,559 and we can get back to reality. 1047 00:54:11,659 --> 00:54:13,761 Because in this story, we're waiting for "the Big Guy" 1048 00:54:13,861 --> 00:54:16,464 to come with the truck that can haul the syrup to California. 1049 00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:18,265 We'll eat flapjacks with syrup for a week 1050 00:54:18,332 --> 00:54:20,734 before the Earth crashes into the sun. 1051 00:54:21,835 --> 00:54:23,504 I'm seriously worried about you. 1052 00:54:23,671 --> 00:54:26,206 I'm in a much better place now. 1053 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:29,142 All right, we're outta weapons and food, and those Mounties 1054 00:54:29,209 --> 00:54:31,912 aren't going away without a fight. You guys in? 1055 00:54:32,746 --> 00:54:33,681 Ooh! 1056 00:54:33,847 --> 00:54:35,783 -[whistling sound] -Watch out, Henry. 1057 00:54:38,452 --> 00:54:39,587 [groans] 1058 00:54:41,522 --> 00:54:42,823 'Scuse me. 1059 00:54:42,923 --> 00:54:45,025 Son of a bus driver! 1060 00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:46,326 Ah! 1061 00:54:46,994 --> 00:54:49,162 -I'm in. -Yep. 1062 00:54:49,296 --> 00:54:52,232 -Aw. You guys are good friends. -Yeah, well, 1063 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,668 we're actually not that good of friends in Dystopia, 1064 00:54:54,735 --> 00:54:57,070 but I'm not gonna leave him to the syrup-crazed Mounties. 1065 00:54:57,237 --> 00:54:59,473 What's Dystopia? What do you mean we're not friends? 1066 00:54:59,573 --> 00:55:01,709 What's that thing on your arm? And what do you mean, 1067 00:55:01,842 --> 00:55:04,077 we're not friends? 1068 00:55:04,211 --> 00:55:06,380 Okay. This is gonna sound crazy. 1069 00:55:08,549 --> 00:55:10,818 So if there is a Schwoz in this world, 1070 00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:13,320 and if we can find him, then maybe he can help us 1071 00:55:13,421 --> 00:55:16,890 fix our RAD and get me and Henry back to where we belong. 1072 00:55:17,891 --> 00:55:19,927 So, in this other world, 1073 00:55:20,027 --> 00:55:21,929 there's probably a pretty good reason 1074 00:55:22,062 --> 00:55:24,097 why we're not friends anymore, right? 1075 00:55:24,231 --> 00:55:28,001 Like, I-I probably did something terrible, right? 1076 00:55:28,101 --> 00:55:30,438 I kinda just... 1077 00:55:30,538 --> 00:55:32,440 got busy. 1078 00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:35,375 You got busy? 1079 00:55:36,444 --> 00:55:38,211 -And famous. -[whooshing sound] 1080 00:55:38,278 --> 00:55:39,913 Ow. Oof. 1081 00:55:40,013 --> 00:55:42,683 Not really any of my business, but all he seems to do 1082 00:55:42,783 --> 00:55:44,284 is save your life over and over again, 1083 00:55:44,418 --> 00:55:47,521 but you're just too busy and famous to be friends with him? 1084 00:55:47,621 --> 00:55:51,091 Relax, okay? He hasn't saved my life as much back in Dystopia. 1085 00:55:51,191 --> 00:55:52,793 What-- 1086 00:55:52,893 --> 00:55:54,462 Whatever, all right? 1087 00:55:54,562 --> 00:55:56,897 You guys can go and find this Schwoz guy. 1088 00:55:56,964 --> 00:55:58,231 Get your thing fixed, 1089 00:55:58,331 --> 00:56:00,033 and I'll fight the Mounties by myself. 1090 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:02,169 [Henry] No. 1091 00:56:02,269 --> 00:56:05,205 We stand here... and we fight. 1092 00:56:05,305 --> 00:56:08,976 [stirring music plays] 1093 00:56:09,943 --> 00:56:11,211 [whooshing sound] 1094 00:56:11,311 --> 00:56:12,379 Ugh! 1095 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,281 [groans] 1096 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:19,352 [tensely] Sounds good. [groans] 1097 00:56:19,453 --> 00:56:21,455 So what's the plan? 1098 00:56:21,555 --> 00:56:24,992 How do we keep them out until the Big Guy shows up? 1099 00:56:25,793 --> 00:56:28,596 Maybe we don't keep them out. 1100 00:56:28,662 --> 00:56:30,931 Maybe we let them in. 1101 00:56:30,998 --> 00:56:32,933 Let them in? 1102 00:56:34,334 --> 00:56:36,637 Okay. You're either gonna love this plan 1103 00:56:36,737 --> 00:56:38,305 or think it's really dumb. 1104 00:56:38,472 --> 00:56:41,374 -Oh, yeah, flip her, bud. -I like mine medium-rare, eh? 1105 00:56:41,475 --> 00:56:42,510 Oh, yeah. 1106 00:56:45,479 --> 00:56:48,448 [metallic clanking, screeching] 1107 00:56:48,516 --> 00:56:51,519 -It's a little burnt, eh? -It's called well-done. 1108 00:56:51,652 --> 00:56:52,853 Oh, yeah. 1109 00:56:53,787 --> 00:56:55,055 It's opening. 1110 00:56:55,155 --> 00:56:57,725 Oh, yeah, it's opening! Steeds! 1111 00:57:02,663 --> 00:57:03,997 [snuffling] 1112 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,902 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1113 00:57:09,002 --> 00:57:10,838 [speaking French] 1114 00:57:11,539 --> 00:57:13,106 Dismount, eh? 1115 00:57:14,174 --> 00:57:18,011 [tense music plays] 1116 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:34,928 ["Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar plays] 1117 00:57:36,597 --> 00:57:40,200 [shrill neighing sound] 1118 00:57:45,673 --> 00:57:47,708 * Well, you're a real tough cookie * 1119 00:57:47,841 --> 00:57:49,877 * With a long history * 1120 00:57:50,010 --> 00:57:53,981 * Of breaking little hearts like the one in me * 1121 00:57:54,081 --> 00:57:57,384 * That's okay, let's see how you're doin' * 1122 00:57:57,517 --> 00:57:59,186 * Put up your dukes * 1123 00:57:59,352 --> 00:58:01,188 * Let's get down to it * 1124 00:58:01,288 --> 00:58:04,892 -* Hit me with your best shot -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1125 00:58:04,992 --> 00:58:06,627 * Hit me with your best shot * 1126 00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:08,862 Aah! 1127 00:58:08,929 --> 00:58:10,564 * Hit me with your best shot * 1128 00:58:10,664 --> 00:58:13,500 Oh! [muttering in French] 1129 00:58:13,567 --> 00:58:15,368 Right in the hockey pucks. 1130 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,304 * Away-ay-ay * 1131 00:58:20,073 --> 00:58:22,375 Distraction technique! 1132 00:58:30,784 --> 00:58:33,587 [song ends] 1133 00:58:33,721 --> 00:58:36,790 -Dude, did you see his face? -I saw-- I saw it. 1134 00:58:36,890 --> 00:58:38,959 -Come on, man. Come on! -Just-- whoo! 1135 00:58:39,092 --> 00:58:41,028 That's what I'm talking about. That's what we do! 1136 00:58:41,128 --> 00:58:43,263 -Let's go! -You want me to let them out 1137 00:58:43,430 --> 00:58:45,198 -so you can do it again? -[both] No. 1138 00:58:45,298 --> 00:58:47,935 We finally got syrup! Don't let it get to waste. 1139 00:58:48,068 --> 00:58:50,470 Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. 1140 00:58:50,604 --> 00:58:52,505 Where's that flapjack? 1141 00:59:04,117 --> 00:59:07,387 You know, Missy had a good plan. 1142 00:59:07,487 --> 00:59:09,422 Yeah. She's got potential. 1143 00:59:09,489 --> 00:59:11,659 [both chuckle] 1144 00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:13,160 Hey, Missy. 1145 00:59:13,293 --> 00:59:15,462 You keep saying distraction technique, 1146 00:59:15,562 --> 00:59:16,930 but you're using it wrong. 1147 00:59:17,064 --> 00:59:19,099 Distraction technique is when you make the bad guys 1148 00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:20,801 think that they're getting what they want 1149 00:59:20,934 --> 00:59:22,703 but, really, you're getting what you want. 1150 00:59:22,803 --> 00:59:25,605 Oh, got it. Thanks, boss. 1151 00:59:25,739 --> 00:59:28,075 Not your boss. 1152 00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:29,476 Okay, boss. 1153 00:59:30,310 --> 00:59:33,981 You know, I haven't seen you this happy in a long time. 1154 00:59:34,114 --> 00:59:36,083 I just got here. 1155 00:59:36,183 --> 00:59:37,818 Yeah. That's a fair point. 1156 00:59:37,951 --> 00:59:41,588 -[both laugh] -[truck horn honks] 1157 00:59:46,326 --> 00:59:47,895 [honking] 1158 00:59:49,229 --> 00:59:51,064 Big Guy's here. 1159 01:00:29,937 --> 01:00:31,939 -[bones crack] -Ooh! 1160 01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:35,475 [Cockney accent] Never mind the box o' toys. 1161 01:00:35,575 --> 01:00:39,346 Me sad and sorry 'ere is still a lad in the plaid. 1162 01:00:39,479 --> 01:00:41,081 Schwoz. 1163 01:00:58,999 --> 01:01:00,734 Aw, it's good to see you. 1164 01:01:06,139 --> 01:01:08,208 Deadline crews: 1165 01:01:08,341 --> 01:01:10,077 your squeaky clean is in the pink. 1166 01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:11,544 But have a butcher's 'ere. 1167 01:01:11,678 --> 01:01:15,048 Some sticky finger skeeved off with the crown jewels. 1168 01:01:15,182 --> 01:01:18,585 Neo-Dymium. Coals and cokes, innit? 1169 01:01:18,752 --> 01:01:20,854 Story mode is in the tower. 1170 01:01:20,988 --> 01:01:22,655 Definite article? Odds and ends? 1171 01:01:22,756 --> 01:01:24,424 Zed bruvs, fishnets. 1172 01:01:24,557 --> 01:01:26,359 [Jasper] Leather. 1173 01:01:26,426 --> 01:01:28,728 Oh, you-you-you understand him? 1174 01:01:28,862 --> 01:01:30,363 'Course. 1175 01:01:30,463 --> 01:01:33,133 The machine works fine, just someone stole 1176 01:01:33,233 --> 01:01:34,734 the Neo-Dymium crystal, 1177 01:01:34,868 --> 01:01:36,569 and now it's locked in story mode. 1178 01:01:37,637 --> 01:01:41,108 Hey, your vampire queen sister is wearing it as a necklace. 1179 01:01:41,241 --> 01:01:43,643 [Henry] She must have stolen it the first time she showed up. 1180 01:01:43,777 --> 01:01:47,147 Which is why this has been locked in story mode ever since. 1181 01:01:52,786 --> 01:01:54,387 I'm sorry. 1182 01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,426 It's okay. 1183 01:01:59,559 --> 01:02:01,028 [Missy] No, it's not. 1184 01:02:01,128 --> 01:02:03,530 This whole thing is my fault. 1185 01:02:03,630 --> 01:02:05,232 I wrote the stupid stories. 1186 01:02:05,365 --> 01:02:06,867 I stole the RAD. 1187 01:02:06,967 --> 01:02:09,536 I yanked you out of your real life. I just-- 1188 01:02:09,636 --> 01:02:11,638 Hey, your stories aren't stupid. 1189 01:02:11,805 --> 01:02:13,673 The animated one is. 1190 01:02:15,442 --> 01:02:17,444 Okay, yeah. I don't love the animated one. 1191 01:02:17,577 --> 01:02:18,745 Hmm. 1192 01:02:19,947 --> 01:02:21,414 But... 1193 01:02:21,514 --> 01:02:23,750 you weren't trying to mess my life up. 1194 01:02:24,684 --> 01:02:26,820 You were doing what you thought you needed to do 1195 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,921 to protect your town. 1196 01:02:31,324 --> 01:02:33,193 I know what that feels like. 1197 01:02:38,932 --> 01:02:40,567 [exhales sharply] 1198 01:02:41,935 --> 01:02:43,971 If I get you that crystal, 1199 01:02:44,037 --> 01:02:45,738 can you fix it? 1200 01:02:46,639 --> 01:02:48,508 You lot nick the pig from the stick, 1201 01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:51,478 these 'ands make pots and pans, and Bob's your uncle. 1202 01:02:51,544 --> 01:02:53,346 A new day's a-dawnin'. 1203 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,582 If we steal the crystal back, he thinks maybe he can 1204 01:02:55,682 --> 01:02:57,750 reset the system and everything should go back 1205 01:02:57,851 --> 01:02:59,386 to the way it was. Even better-- 1206 01:02:59,519 --> 01:03:02,355 we don't all have to touch it to go back to our worlds. 1207 01:03:08,728 --> 01:03:10,230 Okay, here's the plan. 1208 01:03:11,498 --> 01:03:13,200 We get Schwoz back to Newtown. 1209 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:16,336 We get that crystal from my vampire sister. 1210 01:03:16,403 --> 01:03:18,471 Schwoz repairs the RAD, 1211 01:03:18,571 --> 01:03:20,974 and I get back to Dystopia where I belong. 1212 01:03:21,041 --> 01:03:23,476 The three of us against Coach Cregg, 1213 01:03:23,576 --> 01:03:25,712 Vampiper, and Fangtini? 1214 01:03:26,479 --> 01:03:27,847 I don't like our chances. 1215 01:03:27,981 --> 01:03:30,083 Well... 1216 01:03:30,183 --> 01:03:32,285 I was hoping it'd be the four of us. 1217 01:03:37,557 --> 01:03:40,293 But if my sister bites you... 1218 01:03:40,393 --> 01:03:41,995 Yeah, we'll turn to vampires. 1219 01:03:42,062 --> 01:03:43,897 We have the myth in this world too. 1220 01:03:44,031 --> 01:03:47,067 Yeah, but these vampires are real. 1221 01:03:47,234 --> 01:03:50,437 They change your body and your mind. 1222 01:03:50,570 --> 01:03:52,940 [Henry] You'll do whatever she wants you to do. 1223 01:03:53,073 --> 01:03:54,975 You won't make it back to your reality. 1224 01:03:55,075 --> 01:03:57,844 It's not just that. If Vampiper takes us down, 1225 01:03:57,911 --> 01:04:01,348 she could get control of the RAD, make Schwoz fix it, 1226 01:04:01,481 --> 01:04:04,184 and go through every single one of my fan fictions. 1227 01:04:04,251 --> 01:04:07,254 Creating an army of vampires. 1228 01:04:07,387 --> 01:04:09,822 And use them to assault the real world. 1229 01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:15,328 Well... 1230 01:04:16,629 --> 01:04:19,532 I'd fight to the end of the world with you, Henry. 1231 01:04:20,767 --> 01:04:23,270 See? He's amazing. 1232 01:04:23,403 --> 01:04:25,973 Okay, can we please just fix this 1233 01:04:26,139 --> 01:04:27,941 and get back to reality? 1234 01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:31,211 [power-up humming] 1235 01:04:31,311 --> 01:04:32,479 Oh hecks, yeah. 1236 01:04:32,612 --> 01:04:34,881 This sword's on board. 1237 01:04:36,016 --> 01:04:37,717 -I'd go to the end of the-- -We know. 1238 01:04:37,817 --> 01:04:39,552 -I'd fight an army-- -We know. 1239 01:04:40,787 --> 01:04:42,389 We all know. 1240 01:04:44,424 --> 01:04:48,195 Okay. Let's hope this works. 1241 01:04:50,597 --> 01:04:53,900 ["Up, Up and Away" by The Fifth Dimension continues] 1242 01:04:54,001 --> 01:04:56,136 * Up, up and away * 1243 01:04:56,236 --> 01:04:57,637 * In my beautiful... * 1244 01:04:57,737 --> 01:05:00,273 Oh, groovy, baby! 1245 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,043 -* Balloon... -Missy, hit the button. 1246 01:05:03,143 --> 01:05:05,412 Are we riding a cow? 1247 01:05:05,512 --> 01:05:07,147 It's a unicow. 1248 01:05:07,247 --> 01:05:09,182 Ah. That makes more sense. 1249 01:05:09,282 --> 01:05:12,085 It really doesn't. Now, please hit the button. 1250 01:05:15,622 --> 01:05:18,891 Ha. Whoa, I haven't seen that in a while. 1251 01:05:18,992 --> 01:05:21,594 Ha. Yeah, it's been a minute. 1252 01:05:21,661 --> 01:05:22,929 Well... 1253 01:05:23,030 --> 01:05:25,198 looks good. 1254 01:05:26,499 --> 01:05:27,500 Feels good. 1255 01:05:28,335 --> 01:05:31,271 [Schwoz] Uh, just asking to ask. 1256 01:05:31,371 --> 01:05:34,574 They are the ones we have to fight, yes? 1257 01:05:34,674 --> 01:05:36,343 Those are the bad guys, yes. 1258 01:05:43,516 --> 01:05:45,385 And they live by consuming the guts 1259 01:05:45,485 --> 01:05:47,220 of small, plastic versions of Henry. 1260 01:05:50,923 --> 01:05:53,793 I think he's doing that to be disturbing. 1261 01:05:53,893 --> 01:05:55,295 It's working. 1262 01:05:55,428 --> 01:05:57,364 [electric sizzling] 1263 01:05:57,497 --> 01:05:59,932 [Vampiper] Let the girl inside. 1264 01:06:00,033 --> 01:06:01,734 What about the rest? 1265 01:06:03,170 --> 01:06:05,072 End them. 1266 01:06:08,641 --> 01:06:10,910 Or invite them to the party. 1267 01:06:12,045 --> 01:06:14,147 [hissing] 1268 01:06:16,216 --> 01:06:18,051 [hissing] 1269 01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:22,889 [thunder rumbling] 1270 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:24,424 -No, Gemma! -No, no, no, no, no. 1271 01:06:24,557 --> 01:06:26,426 It's what they want. 1272 01:06:26,526 --> 01:06:28,061 All right, guys. What's the game plan? 1273 01:06:28,195 --> 01:06:30,330 Missy, Schwoz, you protect the RAD. 1274 01:06:30,397 --> 01:06:31,898 Jasper and I'll get the crystal. 1275 01:06:32,031 --> 01:06:34,201 -Wait, I wanna come with you. -No, we got this handled. 1276 01:06:34,334 --> 01:06:37,637 -[shrill whirring] -[all moaning] 1277 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,229 Oh! 1278 01:07:05,098 --> 01:07:08,034 [suspenseful music plays] 1279 01:07:08,101 --> 01:07:09,169 [growls] 1280 01:07:10,437 --> 01:07:13,706 -Where's Missy? -Inside. Go. I got this. 1281 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:15,442 [growling] 1282 01:07:15,575 --> 01:07:16,876 You sure? 1283 01:07:19,446 --> 01:07:20,547 Oh, yeah. 1284 01:07:20,647 --> 01:07:21,681 -[hissing] -[growing] 1285 01:07:58,751 --> 01:07:59,952 It's me. 1286 01:08:00,086 --> 01:08:02,322 -I told you to stay outside. -I know, but-- 1287 01:08:02,422 --> 01:08:04,624 -I don't want you getting hurt. -Neither do I. 1288 01:08:04,757 --> 01:08:06,993 -Where's your little sister? -I don't know-- 1289 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,295 [Vampiper] Upstairs. 1290 01:08:13,833 --> 01:08:15,402 -Missy-no! -Ah! 1291 01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,723 Missed me. 1292 01:08:43,896 --> 01:08:46,732 [grunts, groans] 1293 01:08:46,899 --> 01:08:49,969 Aah! 1294 01:09:07,853 --> 01:09:09,222 Gotcha. 1295 01:09:09,322 --> 01:09:10,757 Uhh-- 1296 01:09:19,331 --> 01:09:21,234 Ah, geez. 1297 01:09:22,268 --> 01:09:24,170 Ooh-- ooh-- 1298 01:09:24,271 --> 01:09:26,105 ooh-- oof-- 1299 01:09:26,272 --> 01:09:27,607 A lotta walls, Missy. 1300 01:09:27,740 --> 01:09:28,908 Ooh-- oof-- 1301 01:09:48,027 --> 01:09:50,362 Earplugs, jerk. 1302 01:09:50,496 --> 01:09:51,931 Hmm? 1303 01:09:53,633 --> 01:09:55,034 Sucks to suck. 1304 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:02,809 Where's the RAD? 1305 01:10:06,145 --> 01:10:08,881 [thudding approaches] 1306 01:10:08,981 --> 01:10:10,149 Uhh! 1307 01:10:13,152 --> 01:10:14,354 Aw. 1308 01:10:15,422 --> 01:10:17,390 Did that... hurt? 1309 01:10:17,957 --> 01:10:19,659 Now, you listen to me. 1310 01:10:23,730 --> 01:10:24,797 Whoa. 1311 01:10:25,632 --> 01:10:27,634 -No! -[Missy] Aah! 1312 01:10:34,974 --> 01:10:36,843 Why would you do that? 1313 01:10:39,245 --> 01:10:40,580 Distraction technique. 1314 01:10:43,650 --> 01:10:45,217 You can go home now. 1315 01:10:54,361 --> 01:10:56,829 Aah! 1316 01:11:15,014 --> 01:11:15,948 Schwoz! 1317 01:11:16,048 --> 01:11:18,117 -[bats squealing] -Get ready! 1318 01:11:19,986 --> 01:11:21,287 [hisses] 1319 01:11:29,729 --> 01:11:31,564 [Vampiper] No! 1320 01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:35,402 -[hisses] -Ooh. 1321 01:11:38,638 --> 01:11:40,039 How much time do you need, Schwoz? 1322 01:11:40,139 --> 01:11:42,775 I don't know. How much time can you give me? 1323 01:11:54,754 --> 01:11:56,689 [Kid Danger] Missy, no! 1324 01:11:56,756 --> 01:11:58,491 Aah! 1325 01:12:18,044 --> 01:12:20,580 -Missy, stop! -[snarling, hissing] 1326 01:12:28,855 --> 01:12:30,122 Move, Schwoz! 1327 01:12:30,289 --> 01:12:32,058 [Schwoz] Bye! 1328 01:12:45,505 --> 01:12:48,307 [bass thrumming] 1329 01:12:49,809 --> 01:12:51,544 Missy, it's me! 1330 01:12:59,786 --> 01:13:02,388 Meet my vampire army. 1331 01:13:04,957 --> 01:13:08,528 And this is just the beginning, brother. 1332 01:13:25,144 --> 01:13:26,345 Hurry! 1333 01:13:26,513 --> 01:13:28,581 Almost there! 1334 01:13:34,654 --> 01:13:36,355 [Schwoz] Almost... almost. 1335 01:13:40,727 --> 01:13:43,696 It's taking so long. Trust in God, I do. 1336 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,249 [Missy] Oh... oh! 1337 01:14:05,017 --> 01:14:06,318 What the-- 1338 01:14:06,452 --> 01:14:08,855 I'm telling Mom. 1339 01:14:10,890 --> 01:14:11,991 Oh! 1340 01:14:13,259 --> 01:14:15,562 This hurts. 1341 01:14:19,899 --> 01:14:22,468 I get it. Fine. I was never here. 1342 01:14:42,589 --> 01:14:44,056 Oh, my God. 1343 01:14:44,190 --> 01:14:46,358 What-- [huffs] 1344 01:14:46,425 --> 01:14:47,727 [gasps] 1345 01:14:48,761 --> 01:14:50,563 Ah. [exhales] 1346 01:14:51,163 --> 01:14:52,231 [gasps] 1347 01:14:52,364 --> 01:14:54,433 Clear for talent! 1348 01:14:55,234 --> 01:14:56,836 Clear for talent, clear for talent. 1349 01:14:56,903 --> 01:14:58,638 Clear for talent, clear for talent. 1350 01:14:58,738 --> 01:15:00,239 I'm here! 1351 01:15:01,941 --> 01:15:03,710 Play the music. 1352 01:15:03,810 --> 01:15:08,881 * Welcome to my secret to life * 1353 01:15:08,981 --> 01:15:10,583 And it's not mysteriously disappearing 1354 01:15:10,683 --> 01:15:11,918 so that everyone misses you. 1355 01:15:12,018 --> 01:15:13,920 But that helps. Ding! * Smile * 1356 01:15:30,002 --> 01:15:31,170 [static buzzes] 1357 01:15:34,373 --> 01:15:36,442 [buzzing, static] 1358 01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,419 Good news. I'm back. 1359 01:16:33,365 --> 01:16:35,534 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1360 01:16:35,668 --> 01:16:38,705 You're a good friend. 1361 01:16:41,207 --> 01:16:44,110 And, uh, I didn't see it. 1362 01:16:44,176 --> 01:16:45,177 But... 1363 01:16:46,278 --> 01:16:48,014 I see it now. 1364 01:16:57,089 --> 01:16:58,524 What's going on? 1365 01:17:00,359 --> 01:17:01,961 I gotta leave Dystopia, man. 1366 01:17:02,061 --> 01:17:05,597 It's not the place for me. And I can do that now. 1367 01:17:05,698 --> 01:17:08,367 'Cause you're here. 1368 01:17:11,938 --> 01:17:14,006 You're ready. 1369 01:17:16,108 --> 01:17:19,912 Well, it's gonna be a little weird without you. 1370 01:17:20,079 --> 01:17:21,914 Well, I'm not gone yet. 1371 01:17:22,048 --> 01:17:24,550 [heavy music plays] 1372 01:17:24,650 --> 01:17:27,053 We still got one more thing to take care of. 1373 01:17:28,154 --> 01:17:30,089 [crowd commotion] 1374 01:17:30,222 --> 01:17:32,324 [snarling] 1375 01:17:38,464 --> 01:17:40,532 Back for more? 1376 01:18:10,296 --> 01:18:13,699 [British voice] Ironically, I'm about to black out. 1377 01:18:13,766 --> 01:18:15,201 [groans] 1378 01:18:22,374 --> 01:18:23,642 [laughs] 1379 01:18:25,978 --> 01:18:27,113 Ah. 1380 01:18:29,048 --> 01:18:30,316 Here. 1381 01:18:32,151 --> 01:18:33,319 [Henry] Keep it. 1382 01:18:38,157 --> 01:18:39,725 Great work out there. 1383 01:18:41,627 --> 01:18:44,363 So, can I get a picture? 1384 01:18:47,033 --> 01:18:49,468 [Jasper] Sure. 1385 01:18:49,601 --> 01:18:51,070 -Awesome. -Oh! 1386 01:18:51,203 --> 01:18:53,005 [Jones] Smile... 1387 01:18:53,172 --> 01:18:54,773 [both laugh] 1388 01:18:55,975 --> 01:18:59,879 It looks like you and I'll be working pretty closely together. 1389 01:19:00,012 --> 01:19:03,015 I... guess we will be. 1390 01:19:06,018 --> 01:19:07,519 Shall we? 1391 01:19:09,121 --> 01:19:11,991 -Now can we please see a show? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1392 01:19:12,058 --> 01:19:13,960 -Let's go see a show. -Yes. 1393 01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:15,627 Sorry. 1394 01:19:15,727 --> 01:19:17,029 I, uh... 1395 01:19:19,531 --> 01:19:21,968 gotta go say hi to my fans. 1396 01:19:22,068 --> 01:19:24,370 [cheers and applause] 1397 01:19:24,503 --> 01:19:26,505 Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. 1398 01:19:26,605 --> 01:19:28,975 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. All part of the job. 1399 01:19:29,141 --> 01:19:32,211 [narrator] Well, because Jasper was getting the love 1400 01:19:32,378 --> 01:19:34,413 -he deserved... -[Piper] How 'bout you? 1401 01:19:34,546 --> 01:19:35,915 You down for a show? 1402 01:19:36,082 --> 01:19:38,885 ...Dystopia didn't need Henry anymore. 1403 01:19:38,985 --> 01:19:40,486 What? 1404 01:19:42,654 --> 01:19:44,256 Nothing. 1405 01:19:44,390 --> 01:19:46,692 Oh, and, um, glad you're not an electric vampire. 1406 01:19:46,859 --> 01:19:49,061 [narrator] Henry knew where he was needed now, 1407 01:19:49,228 --> 01:19:52,899 because a superhero always answers the call. 1408 01:19:52,999 --> 01:19:54,566 [Missy] So I don't know if you check 1409 01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:55,868 your old Kid Danger email 1410 01:19:55,935 --> 01:19:57,403 or how to contact you in Dystopia, 1411 01:19:57,536 --> 01:19:59,771 but if you ever get this, I just want you to know 1412 01:19:59,872 --> 01:20:03,575 that I hope you made things right with Jasper and-- 1413 01:20:04,343 --> 01:20:07,246 -It's ours. -Again? Seriously? 1414 01:20:07,379 --> 01:20:08,915 [Henry] Actually... 1415 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:12,351 It's hers. 1416 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,521 Let's get outta here! 1417 01:20:19,225 --> 01:20:20,759 Are you friends with Jasper again? 1418 01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,294 [clears throat] 1419 01:20:22,394 --> 01:20:23,963 You must be the famous Missy. 1420 01:20:24,096 --> 01:20:26,432 -[breathless laugh] -You promise to take care 1421 01:20:26,532 --> 01:20:28,300 of this knucklehead while I'm in Dystopia? 1422 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:29,701 [giggling] 1423 01:20:29,768 --> 01:20:33,405 Okay. Who wants to see the new hideout? 1424 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:36,542 I understand we've met before? 1425 01:20:36,642 --> 01:20:38,110 Couple times. 1426 01:20:38,277 --> 01:20:39,611 So, ready to fight some crime? 1427 01:20:39,745 --> 01:20:42,949 Uh, yeah, I am! Whoo! Let's go see the hideout! 1428 01:20:43,082 --> 01:20:44,216 Whoo! 1429 01:20:48,287 --> 01:20:49,922 Yeah. I don't know where I'm going. 1430 01:20:51,057 --> 01:20:53,759 Just someone tell me where to go, and, uh-- 1431 01:20:53,859 --> 01:20:56,462 Wait. Why are you getting on the bench? 1432 01:20:56,562 --> 01:20:57,763 Remember in Shimmers when 1433 01:20:57,896 --> 01:21:00,832 I got a little bit upset that Jasper could fly? 1434 01:21:00,933 --> 01:21:02,501 You weren't upset. You were jealous. 1435 01:21:02,601 --> 01:21:04,403 He's still jealous. Little bit. 1436 01:21:04,470 --> 01:21:07,606 I mighta been a little bit jealous. 1437 01:21:07,673 --> 01:21:09,241 But... 1438 01:21:09,341 --> 01:21:11,010 not anymore. 1439 01:21:16,282 --> 01:21:17,950 Buckle up, kiddo. 1440 01:21:18,084 --> 01:21:22,321 [triumphant music swells] 1441 01:21:28,327 --> 01:21:32,298 Uh, guys? We have to go back. I forgot my computer. 1442 01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:50,116 Is now a terrible time to mention 1443 01:21:50,182 --> 01:21:51,683 that I have a trig midterm tomorrow? 1444 01:21:51,850 --> 01:21:53,719 Hey, you wanted to be a sidekick. 1445 01:21:54,886 --> 01:21:57,656 [man yelling] 1446 01:22:02,528 --> 01:22:04,830 [continues yelling] 1447 01:22:04,930 --> 01:22:06,598 Aah! 1448 01:22:12,738 --> 01:22:16,308 [breathing hard] 1449 01:22:16,408 --> 01:22:18,210 Oh, my God. 1450 01:22:18,344 --> 01:22:22,214 [epic music plays] 1451 01:22:23,215 --> 01:22:25,051 Captain Man. 1452 01:22:27,519 --> 01:22:28,520 Hey, kid. 1453 01:22:34,493 --> 01:22:35,927 Uhh! 1454 01:22:37,429 --> 01:22:39,598 Been a while. 1455 01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:42,801 Hi. Ha. 1456 01:22:44,203 --> 01:22:46,272 I need your help. 1457 01:22:46,438 --> 01:22:48,640 [intense music plays] 1458 01:22:51,410 --> 01:22:56,782 [rhythmic snapping] 1459 01:22:56,882 --> 01:22:59,951 -* I got somethin' to tell ya -[cheers and applause] 1460 01:23:00,052 --> 01:23:01,187 * Can ya dig it? * 1461 01:23:01,287 --> 01:23:04,923 * When life kicks you around * 1462 01:23:05,057 --> 01:23:07,426 * There's no need to be stressed, yeah * 1463 01:23:07,526 --> 01:23:08,794 * When you're in it * 1464 01:23:08,927 --> 01:23:12,264 * Just gotta turn that frown upside down * 1465 01:23:12,364 --> 01:23:14,100 * Now, come on, join in and yes, I insist * 1466 01:23:14,233 --> 01:23:16,768 * 'Cause it's a face lift that anyone can buy * 1467 01:23:16,902 --> 01:23:18,437 * And a face lift is like ten grand * 1468 01:23:18,570 --> 01:23:20,506 * And that's on the lower side * 1469 01:23:20,606 --> 01:23:23,509 * Welcome to my secret * 1470 01:23:23,609 --> 01:23:25,744 * To life * 1471 01:23:25,811 --> 01:23:27,846 And it's not just my impeccable style. 1472 01:23:27,946 --> 01:23:32,118 * Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to * 1473 01:23:32,218 --> 01:23:35,521 * Smile, it can cure anything * 1474 01:23:35,621 --> 01:23:37,123 * Just smile * 1475 01:23:37,256 --> 01:23:38,957 * While we're together * 1476 01:23:39,057 --> 01:23:41,893 * We all dance all night with pearly white lightning * 1477 01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:44,963 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 1478 01:23:46,498 --> 01:23:50,136 * Isn't smiling infectious? * 1479 01:23:50,269 --> 01:23:53,472 * It's the beginning of love * 1480 01:23:53,572 --> 01:23:55,441 * When you walk by a cute guy * 1481 01:23:55,541 --> 01:23:57,309 * With a stink eye What's your name, guy? 1482 01:23:57,409 --> 01:23:58,310 Kyle. 1483 01:23:58,410 --> 01:23:59,878 * Everyone tell Kyle to smile * 1484 01:23:59,978 --> 01:24:01,813 [all] Smile, Kyle! 1485 01:24:02,181 --> 01:24:07,286 * Welcome to my secret to life * 1486 01:24:07,386 --> 01:24:09,155 You can tone it down now, Kyle. 1487 01:24:09,255 --> 01:24:13,192 * Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to * 1488 01:24:13,325 --> 01:24:16,662 * Smile, it can cure anything * 1489 01:24:16,762 --> 01:24:18,130 * Just smile * 1490 01:24:18,197 --> 01:24:20,199 * While we're together * 1491 01:24:20,332 --> 01:24:23,335 * We all dance all night with pearly white lightning * 1492 01:24:23,435 --> 01:24:25,837 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 1493 01:24:25,971 --> 01:24:27,173 * Smile * 1494 01:24:27,273 --> 01:24:29,441 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 1495 01:24:29,541 --> 01:24:30,876 * Smile * 1496 01:24:30,976 --> 01:24:32,778 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 1497 01:24:32,844 --> 01:24:34,580 * When he tells you he loves you, smile * 1498 01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,682 * And when he tells you he doesn't, smile * 1499 01:24:36,782 --> 01:24:38,116 * When they tell you you're great * 1500 01:24:38,217 --> 01:24:40,719 * But they hire their cousin, smile * 1501 01:24:40,852 --> 01:24:42,721 * What day is it, Sunday? Smile * 1502 01:24:42,854 --> 01:24:44,656 * If you lose it on Monday, smile * 1503 01:24:44,756 --> 01:24:46,358 * You can do more at school, smile * 1504 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:48,627 * If you had chili for lunch and your tummy goes boom * 1505 01:24:48,694 --> 01:24:51,663 * And you're looking around and you can't find the bathroom * 1506 01:24:52,531 --> 01:24:56,668 * Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to * 1507 01:24:56,735 --> 01:25:00,206 * Smile, it can cure anything * 1508 01:25:00,306 --> 01:25:01,707 * Just smile * 1509 01:25:01,807 --> 01:25:03,375 * While we're together * 1510 01:25:03,475 --> 01:25:06,478 * We all dance all night with pearly white lightning * 1511 01:25:06,545 --> 01:25:08,647 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 1512 01:25:08,714 --> 01:25:12,184 * Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to * 1513 01:25:12,284 --> 01:25:15,721 * Smile, it can cure anything * 1514 01:25:15,821 --> 01:25:17,389 * Just smile * 1515 01:25:17,489 --> 01:25:19,391 * While we're together * 1516 01:25:19,491 --> 01:25:22,127 * We all dance all night with pearly white lightning * 1517 01:25:22,228 --> 01:25:25,197 * You can cry, but don't stop smiling * 1518 01:25:25,264 --> 01:25:26,665 [cheers and applause] 1519 01:25:26,798 --> 01:25:31,002 [exciting music plays]